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Former Gator quarterback facing serious charges.

Former Gator Quarterback Arrested for Promotion and Possession of Child Po*******hy Former Florida Gators quarterback Jalen Kitna accused of possession and promotion of child po*******hy.

Charged in Federal Court and feel you're less responsible than your co-defendants? Maybe you are.

Know Your Role. Mitigate Your Federal Sentence Nine times out of ten if a person is indicted in a Federal criminal case, they will most likely be charged in a conspiracy. Generically, a conspiracy is nothing more than an agreement to commit ...

Disturbing allegations out of Ohio. These things are always difficult, regardless of outcome.

2 Ohio State football players charged with r**e Ohio State seniors Amir Riep and Jahsen Wint face r**e and kidnapping charges stemming from an alleged incident earlier this month.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I created this poem for the pirate in you. Gasparilla is a gas, but that soon might pass, if you look over your shoulder to see Johnny Law on your ass!

Seriously though, be careful out there today. If you find yourself in a jam, call us. We can help. 813-444-7435.

Thank you to all of those that gave their lives so that we could live ours the way we do. Thank you also to those that served this country alongside those fallen men and women we remember on this day.

17-104 Pinellas Deputies and Local Police Agencies to Conduct County-Wide DUI Wolf Pack this Weekend -

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Careful how you resolve that theft crime. Collateral consequences of theft crimes can haunt an individual like no other. Find out how we can help!

Petit Theft and its Collateral Consequences…

Careful how you resolve that theft crime. Collateral consequences of theft crimes can haunt an individual like no other. Find out how we can help!

tampacriminallawyer-blog.com It was only $23 worth of merchandise. The very charge has the word “petit” in it. Why is this a big deal? The State as offered an adjudication of guilt and nominal court costs, shouldn’t I just ...

The CEO is six months old today. Since she's taken over, our revenues have increased exponentially and our clients have continued to receive excellent results! Move over Steve Jobs and Larry Page. There's a new sheriff in town.

Darth Vader Indicted in Middle District of Florida

Darth is in good hands. We will fight these allegations to the finish!

tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Darth Vader of Death Star, Space, 45 years old, was indicted last week in the Middle District of Florida for allegedly violating the RICO act, Conspiracy, Committing Acts of Terrorism ...

Darth Vader Indicted in Middle District of Florida

Darth Vader of Death Star, Space, 45 years old, was indicted last week in the Middle District of Florida for allegedly violating the RICO act, Conspiracy, Committing Acts of Terrorism Transcending National Boundaries, Murder, loitering and prowling, and finally, wearing a mask on a public way. Mr. Vader has long been thought to be a vital cog in the “Dark Side” organization but has to date avoided capture or criminal charge, instead going unscathed while various ranking storm trooper underlings faced a variety of criminal charges including trespass and drunk and disorderly conduct. [ 608 more words. ]

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www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Darth Vader of Death Star, Space, 45 years old, was indicted last week in the Middle District of Florida for allegedly violating the RICO act, Conspiracy, Committing Acts of Terrorism ...

Parenting win for dad who makes hilarious 'arrest' of drink driving toddler

I sometimes suspect the Maybaby of this type of misconduct. Drinks all day, passes out randomly, has to wear diapers to keep from messing herself. Boozing babies is an epidemic.

m.youtube.com Parenting win for dad who makes hilarious 'arrest' of drink driving toddler

Parenting win for dad who makes hilarious 'arrest' of drink driving toddler

If you or your toddler have been arrested for a DUI, call us!

m.youtube.com Parenting win for dad who makes hilarious 'arrest' of drink driving toddler

Tampa Area Woman Charged With Domestic Battery For Grabbing Husband’s Ge****ls

Pinellas county woman accused of domestic battery for grabbing her husband's crotch? Get this story on Jerry Springer immediately!

tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Ah, the wonderful world of divorce and the precipitating domestic violence allegations that often accompany it. While not an uncommon crime, allegations occurring 6,834 times in Pinellas County ...

Tampa Area Woman Charged With Domestic Battery For Grabbing Husband’s Ge****ls

Get this story on Jerry Springer right now.

www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Ah, the wonderful world of divorce and the precipitating domestic violence allegations that often accompany it. While not an uncommon crime, allegations occurring 6,834 times in Pinellas County ...

John Oliver takes on public defense system, rewrites 'Law & Order'

This is a very real, and very unfortunate problem. Some of the finest attorneys I know are public defenders. They often endure clients that belittle them, often refusing to refer to them as attorneys. They are overworked, underpaid, and the great ones do it every day and give everything they have. They have a fraction of the time to work up their cases that most private attorneys do, not because they don't look at them, but because there are only so many hours in a day. They fight the fight that others won't, or simply don't know how to do. They represent their clients zealously, all while being the go to for questions about law, rules of procedure, and courtroom culture, fielding questions from other attorneys and Judges. They need better pay, better resources, and better working conditions. Don't believe me? See what happens when we lose them.

ew.com John Oliver is as upset about Atticus Finch as the rest of us — but he’s even more peeved by the state of our public defense system. On Sunday’s...

Happy National Dog Day from the brass at the Mayberry Law Firm!

Feds: Jared Fogle sought s*x with minors, had child po*******hy

Yikes!

www.chicagotribune.com Federal prosecutors have released documents accusing longtime Subway pitchman Jared Fogle of engaging in s*x acts with minors and receiving child po*******hy.

St. Louis Cardinals Executives Under Investigation For Hacking Astros

Not 100% sure this is the "Cardinal Way." This one is going to be interesting.

tampacriminallawyer-blog.com The St. Louis Cardinals baseball team is under investigation by the FBI and Unites States Attorney’s Office in Houston, Texas for allegedly hacking an Astros player database. The New York Times ...

St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros

Full disclosure- I'm a die hard Cub fan. That said, this is interesting regardless of what team it is.

nytimes.com The F.B.I. and Justice Department are investigating the Cardinals for hacking into the internal networks of the Houston Astros to steal closely guarded information about player personnel.

Chasing Mom

So the Lightning lost and that makes Tampa Bay sad. Cheer yourself up with these English Bulldog puppies!

englishbulldogfanclub.com Litter Size of English Bulldogs is 4 to 5 puppies, but Coco has had 10 little babies... They are very hungry and they are chasing her... But she thinks it's

Congratulations to our Tampa Bay Lightning for their game seven win over a tough New York Rangers team! Might as well keep this going and bring home the Cup!

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Here is Police Body Camera Senate Bill 248 signed recently by Governor Scott. This bill will become law on July 15, 2015. Hopefully this helps both sides of the fence with respect to police/citizen encounters.

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DUI Wolfpack Set to Prowl Hillsborough

Have a safe and happy Memorial Day!

patch.com The Florida Highway Patrol is hitting to road this Memorial Day weekend to stop impaired drivers in their tracks.

Very proud of my client who graduated from drug court in Pinellas County this morning. We are very lucky to have Judge Dee Anna Farnell and Judge Crockett Farnell who run this program. They are changing lives.

Man Charged With Trespassing For Breaking Car Window To Save Dog

Hero saves dog from a hot car. Hero gets charged with a crime. Sir Winston Churchill Mayberry does not approve. He does, however, endorse this message.

tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Want some terrible advice? Don’t break a car window to save a poor puppy about to overheat if you’re anywhere in the State of Georgia. Michael Hammons of Athens, Georgia, a desert storm veteran, ...

Man Charged With Trespassing For Breaking Car Window To Save Dog

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www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com Want some terrible advice? Don’t break a car window to save a poor puppy about to overheat if you’re anywhere in the State of Georgia. Michael Hammons of Athens, Georgia, a desert storm veteran, is finding this out the hard way after breaking the window of a car he found with an overheating dog inside. According to several news reports, Hammons was walking through a parking lot when he noticed a Ford Mustang with a small Pomeranian mix inside. [ 888 more words. ]

We at the Mayberry Law Firm don't "do the w**d" but if you do and the boys in blue harsh your mellow by locking you up, call us for a 4/20 special!

Pinellas authorities targeting drunk drivers this weekend

Keep it clean out there this weekend peeps. That said, if you're insistent on rolling dirty call me.

www.tampabay.com Authorities will be conducting a county-wide DUI enforcement operation this weekend, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said.