Phat Philly's

What type of facial hair makes you hide things?

My bike chain went rusty. Then my whole bicycle fell apart.
It was a chain reaction.
Happy Bicycle Day

Words can't express our gratitude or the appreciation for the men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice and for the ones that will. Thank you! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🪖🪖

Memorial Day 2024: Facts, Meaning & Traditions | HISTORY Originally known as Decoration Day, Memorial Day started in the years following the Civil War and became an official federal holiday in 1971 to honor those who served and died in wars.

I have hundreds of wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am; call me a lot. What am I?

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Good luck to all you students taking your finals!! We have beer and Phillies when your ready to celebrate 🎉🥳💯🧑‍🎓📚📝

Why did the cookie cry?

Where do you take a sick boat?

What does a house wear?

I don't always 'roll a joint's but when I do it's usually my ankle

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

Down by the bay, where the watermelon grows, I dare not go, for if I do my mother will say...

When in doubt 'Philly' it out

Two Phillies walked into a bar

You know what goes good with Easter Eggs?

Phat Philly's Phillies!

Another chicken Philly fan! .

What kind of music does that Easter bunny prefer?

Thanks David!

How many Easter eggs does it take to fill an empty basket?

We appreciate you Kaylee

Thanks Tobi!

Thanks Steven!

Completely fictitious survey I made up STILL CLAIMS, PHAT PHILLY'S is the ONLY CURE for A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!!

If at first you don't succeed, get a bottle opener. It's probably a twist top

Thanks Kaylee