Atomic Billiards

Hey Squad, Automatons, fellow misfit toys and fellow wonderful differently interesting weirdos!

A fellow weirdo needs our help.

We always rally around the family in these parts.

Should be a fun night... with bonus fun at Atomic before or after!

Old friends, new friends.

We are best when we are together!

Donate to Help Cody and Emily Rebuild After Fire, organized by Jillian Leslie My brother-in-law and sister-in-law, Cody and Emily, recently lost everything th… Jillian Leslie needs your support for Help Cody and Emily Rebuild After Fire

These two are our sweet friends.
Please if you can give them a little help.

“Help Cody and Emily Rebuild After Fire” - PoPville A GoFundMe was put together for the folks who suffered that terrible fire earlier this mroning. Ed. Note: Cody used to be the GM at Nanny's and I can vouch is one of the nicest guys in the world. The GoFundMe says: "My brother-in-law and sister-in-law, Cody and Emily, recently lost everything they o...

How was your late summer work week?....

Was it a giant turd of "why"?!

Was it a giant turd of "How did I get here?"

Let it go friends...

Evacuate your stress with great Happy Hour prices from 4-7, fun weirdos and other diversions.

Ya might not think it but working in the service industry, creates a family among coworkers, customers, other shop workers on your block... some times even your what I call free range folk...

It's very challenging and for many kind of a vagabond existence....

Reminds me of a song my folks used to sing to use when we were young....
went something like this...

"Oh we aint got a barrel of money,
Maybe we're ragged and funny!...
But we travel along, singing our song side by side...

Through all kinds of weather!
What if the sky should fall?!
Just as long as we're together,
It really dosent matter dosent matter at all!

When all our friends have departed,
We'll be the same as we started...
Just traveling along, singing our song, side by side..."

Come find your fellow travelers, weary souls, mirth mates and compatriots at the best little dive bar that only kinda stinks until you go nose blind in all of D.C. at ATOMIC BILLIARDS!

Where the beers are cold, the hoops are clean and all the patrons are beautiful, strong and kind in their own ways... where a hand shake is more like a crochless hug and unless you're a jerk you are welcome!

If you are a jerk we'll let ya know, give ya a chance and if ya keep being a jerk you are on your own....

"Some where under a rainbow....

That kind of smells...

There's a place you can go to where family grows and swells..

A place bellow the street,
Where friendships form
and families meet..

Where beer is cheep and staff is neat...

Where the parking sucks
With some up chucks....

BUT THAT'S... WHERE YOU'LL FINE ME!!!"

still working on the lyrics...

Happy Hour from 4-7

Funniest staff of any dive bar in DC (except for Kevin) Kevin isn't funny, he just looks funny.

Cheapest bar in Cleveland Park.

Hands down the most interesting decor in the area! (some could argue top 5 best dive bar mural work in the city....)

Easily the best spot for a dating app first meet up drink bar non!

AND YOU CAN BRING UR OWN SNACKS!

It's been 8(?) years since the "doreacho" and this mess in Cleveland Park.... we've come a long way baby!

Now our biggest issue is all the jerks who spit their chewing gum out on our brand new pedestrian prominade (what was a barn where you animals where raised?!) , the army of bats that now live in the long shuttered UpTown Theater (actually helps with the bugs) and that there is way too much going to the zoo traffic.... damn breeders.

Beat the heat at the (currently) coolest (in both hearts, minds and temps) bar on the block for comparatively low priced beers, drinks and relatively accommodating and friendly service!...

Unless your name is Harriet or Zack.... all Harriet s and Zack s are not welcome.... you know what you did.

Hey goon squad!
Atomic Billiards will be hosting a fundraiser pool tournament, 50/50 raffle, a break pot and other kinda silly and fun aspects on 4/14 to help raise funds for our little brother and bartender Kevin Smiths medical and incidental cost as they recover from a severe injury.

While on the mend, its going to be a long road.

D.C. is a small town with a big shadow... in those shadows are communities, neighborhoods and found friends and families that knit this town together.

Please turn out to turn up for OUR little family of misfit
toys kinda annoying lovable little brother Kevin.

-Atomic

Hello Atomic family.

Our sweet baby brother Kevin needs your help.

Kevin has been a main stay behind the bar through thin and thick at Atomic for going on 5 years now.

He is kind, silly, youthfull to the point of goofy over confidence, protective of others and a part of our collective family.

If you have a chance, or ability to contribute a little bit can go a long way.

Kevin is a good one.
Needs our help.

Time to "Circle the Neutrons"!
as we... our little community of misfit pool loving misfit toys do when the rubber meets the road.

Thank you.
Be safe.
-Dan

Become a supporter: Kevin's Road to Recovery, organized by April Cash My brother, Kevin Smith, has recently suffered a devastating injury, including a bilateral broken … April Cash needs your support for Kevin's Road to Recovery

ALL TABLES NOW FEATURING BRAND NEW FELT!
Please treat them as you would a campsite: Better then you found them!

IE:
Pleas,
Don't over chalk your cue (it dosent help and dosent make you look like yiu know what you are doing or cooler.)

Always keep your beverages, and food items away from your table.

Do not play with "Cheeto Fingers" (I swear this is a thing... what where you raised in a barn by carnival folk?!)

Basically if you wouldn't do it in your brand new car, dont do it?

you animals are why we cant have nice things!!!!!

And "Dry January" is for dumb dumbs!

Resolutions are just future "woulda shoulda coulda s" and about as useful.

The oceans are rising, fires are still ragging across 3% of North America, according to the CDC its safer to visit major conflict areas across the globe then it is to go to a Commanders game in person, 87% of Americans live pay check to pay check and carry an average of $42,673 in debt that carries over each quarter, people under 36 can't on average make eye contact in conversation and A.I. tech will become self aware this calander year...

And you wanna STOP DRINKING FOR 31 DAYS?!?!?!

Happy Hour Specials from 4-7pm, games, other diversions and interesting people daily!

Go get em Tiger!

The "Holiday Season" can be difficult for many of us....
The sun sleeps too long,
Family stuff might be hard,
We are another year older and feel no more wiser.....

But screw that noise!!!!
Come get lubed up at your favorite basement in all of D.C. and bend the ear of an unexpected stranger about your hard times!

Ya might just meet your next great friend.

Halloween is a silly, wonderful day. It should be spent with silly and wonderful people!

I was a pretty goonie of a kid, equal bets that half of that "blood" was just pizza sauce!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN DORKS!
For sure egg the house that hands out floss!

Hey goof balls!
No leauge tonight as doom and gloom on the weather front is imminent?! 🥲

But if you are looking for a safe, windowless basement to "bunker down" in we got ya covered!

It's a weird world, anxiety social or otherwise is a real thing....

Trust us.
WE KNOW.

We also know ya can't find a community, create a friend or found family if ya don't take the first step, or in our case steps down to the basement.

Happy Hour from 4-7
A safe space 24/7.
Games, music and fellow misfit toys on point!

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads, the Uncles and care givers regardless of role or gender!

Thank you for your care, encouragement, kindness and courage!

Dad / Uncle joke to pay tribute:

"How do you spot the blind man on the n**e beach?".......
(with a shrug and a bit of a rye smirk)...
"It's not hard."......

Oh come on lets face it.... you, we are all freaks, weirdos and leptons!
Escape the pretty sunshine and head down to your familiar, safe and comfortable social nest!
Happy hour until 7pm!
Draft beer specials all night!

A sound track of "I'm A real boy" from the Muppet that is our puppy Kevin (but you can override via the juke) ALL NIGHT LONG!

(I bet he's wearing a shirt thats one half too small) but he's a sweetie.

Watch ur step (thanks D.C.)!

You are all wonderful weirdos!

Atomic billiards WILL BE OPEN (unfortunately for limited hours) tomorrow Tuesday May 9th) from 2:30 pm to 9:15 pm.... as D.C. has decided to cut off the water to the block at 10pm for the continued, frankly stupid, sub contracted and poorly planed / coordinated sub contractors.....

Wonderful.

But come on in early for some pool time, maybe an afternoon drink?!

We ARE OPEN!
Walk the plank and come on by for a fun Monday night!

Well who needs that?!
We love our fellow weirdos at Atomic Billiards!

Stop by and until you make another weirdo feel weirded out you will be seen, heard and respected.... as long as your weird dosent mean we have to call the cops, or Dan... (you would preffer the Cops)....

We WILL have silly door prizes created locally by a very silly local artisan.... and cake too.....

Who could ask for more?!

Oh drink specials too.

Hey Atomic Friends!

We Celebrate our 30th year this weekend!
Drink and beer specials all weekend!

Birthday bash with even more fun and silly (Saturday 4/15/23 )from 5-8!

Special prices, goofy gifts via randomly generated lotto every hour or more...

CAKE (or cup cakes... probably cake)

And a chance to reconnect with our silly / wonderful little, yet expansive community!

We at Atomic have always loved our found family of friends and patrons!

The friendships made, the COUPLES who found or developed here.... gosh thats always so rewarding to be a part of!....

We love Clevland Park D.C. and know that ya'll love us back!

Ups downs, being a member of this community is why we keep a stong face forward!

Come hang out! It's gonna be fun!

Happy Easter 🐰!!
Hop on down for some games, drinks, and candy while it lasts!!!

Come help us break in our brand new roof top bar, "The Launch Pad"!
Heated seats, rotating menu of craft cocktails and small plates of locally sourced artisanal takes on elevated bar fare!

Grand Opening / Launch tonight : April 1st, 2023 @ 7pm just in time for sunset views that will knock your socks off!

Members use TONIGHTS pass phase farce to get priority entry....

Spring has SPRUNG !!!
So brand new "greens" today!

Brand new felt and looks gorgeous!

Come on by and DON'T OVER CHALK YOU CUE OVER THE TABLE!!! nerds......

Keep your drinks OFF AND AWAY FROM THE DAMN TABLES YA JERKS!

Also, knock it off with the jump shots....

Also Happy Hour until 7pm!
!

Oh man!
This seems like it could be really cool!

Pre game w/ a Happy Hour with us and head on over a block away for spy stuff ?!

AWESOME!!!!!

Tuesday Talk: Espionage and Technology with David Ignatius When Tue 03 / 21 / 2023. Where: Cleveland Park Library, 3310 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008