Taco Rio

I used to really hate facial hair, until it grew on me! 😂😂

Good morning everybody! This weeks special is our #2 dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, sancho, taco burger, taco and chips! All that for only $6.59!!

Hope y’all have a great week! Come see us!

-Manager Justin

What kind of key opens a banana?
A Mon Key 😂😂

Hello everyone!
Since they are very popular and I didn't post the special until late in the week, we are having TACO BURGERS back on special this week for ONLY $2.49!!

REMINDER: Every Tuesday we still have $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos and every Thursday we have $1.09 bean corn tostadas!!!
We also have $1 SLUSHEES EVERY DAY!!!!!

Hope to see you all soon! Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone! I’m a little late to the party for the weekly special but it’s our taco burgers for $2.49!!

‼️‼️We have switched up on Thursdays! It’s now TOSTADA THURSDAY! Bean corn tostadas for ONLY $1.09!!🔥🔥

Have a great day!

-Manager Justin

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake 😂😂😂

Good morning everyone! 🔥🔥This weeks special is our #3 dinner!! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, combo burrito, tostada, taco and chips! All that for ONLY $5.99!!!!! 🔥🔥

Hope to see you all soon! Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Last weekend I went to play golf with my dad. I saw he had an extra pair of socks in his golf bag. I asked him “why the extra socks?” He said “In case I get a hole in one.” 😂😂

🔥🔥This weeks special is our #2 dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, sancho, taco burger, taco and chips! All that delicious food for ONLY $6.59!!!🔥🔥

🔥🔥We also have our 6” flour tacos for a LIMITED TIME ONLY on sale!🔥🔥
Bean: $1.49
Meat: $1.59
Combo: $1.69

🥶AND WE HAVE SLUSHEES FOR ONLY $1!!! 🥶

Going to be a scorcher today so come cool down with an ice cold slushee and some fantastic food! Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open TOAD 😂😂

Hello everyone! This week I have 2 specials for y’all!!

🔥🔥Our #1 dinner comes with your choice of beans or rice, beef enchilada, combo burrito, taco and chips! All that for only $6.49!!!🔥🔥

🔥🔥We also have 6” flour tacos on sale for a LIMITED TIME ONLY at an insane price!!🔥🔥
Bean:$1.49
Meat:$1.59
Combo:$1.69

Hope everybody has a fantastic week!

-Manager Justin

How can you tell if a pig is hot?
It’s bacon 😂😂

Howdy everyone! This week i have 2 specials for you guys! We have bean and cheese burritos for $.99 and slushees for $1.00!! Hope to see you all soon!

Stay cool!

-Manager Justin

Good morning taco lovers!

Two men were robbing a liquor store. One of the men picked up a bottle and asked “is this whiskey?”. The other man replied “yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!” 😂

This week special is our #4 dinner! It comes with a sancho, taco burger, tostada and 2 tacos! All that for only $7.49!!!! I don’t put this dinner on special to often so you better come down this week to get one!

MEMORIAL WEEKEND SCHEDULE: We will be closed Saturday (5-25) through Monday (5-27) and will reopen for taco Tuesday! Hope you all have a fun and safe weekend!

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent 😂😂

Are y’all ready to see the eclipse this afternoon? If the answer is yes then you are incorrect! Any eclipse viewing isn’t worth watching without some fantastic food! We have ALL our dinners on sale this week! Every dinner is $1 off!

Hope to see you all soon!

P.S. Please make sure you have the right eye protection to watch the eclipse! If you go blind you won’t be able to drive to taco rio 😉

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack! 😂

ITS MARCH MADNESS!!!!!! This is one of my favorite times of the year so I thought I’d spread some joy that everyone should love! This weeks special is ALL DINNERS! THATS RIGHT! EVERY. SINGLE. DINNER.
#1/2 dinner=$4.99
#1 dinner=$6.49
#2 dinner=$6.59
#3 dinner=$5.99
#4 dinner=$7.49

Hope to see you all soon! Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

🍀☘️ ST. PATRICKS PARADE SPECIALS 🍀🍀

🚨$0.75 BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITOS! 🚨
🚨 $1.00 REFRESHING GREEN SLUSH 🚨

TODAY ONLY!!! We hope to see you all down at the parade and hitting up your favorite taco spot (Taco Rio of course) for some delicious food! We appreciate your help to support local businesses! We are open from 11:00 A.M to 9:00 P.M.

Now, let’s get down to business.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs! 😂😂

Have a fun and safe day!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody!!
Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 😂🤪

This week’s special is our #2 dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, sancho, taco burger, taco and chips! All that for ONLY $6.59!!!

🚨🚨 WE ARE BACK OPEN TO OUR REGULAR BUSINESS HOURS!! That’s right! We are back open from 11:00 A.M to 9:00 P.M!! 🚨🚨

Stay tuned to our FB page this Saturday to reveal an awesome special we will run for the parade!!! Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

Hello everyone!!
I tried to make a belt out of watches yesterday, It was a waist of time. 😂😂

This week's special is our #1 Dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, combo burrito, beef enchilada, taco and chips!!! All that food for ONLY $6.49!!!!!!!

Make sure to follow our page! March Madness is coming up soon and I plan on doing some AWESOME SPECIALS for it!!

Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

Good afternoon everyone!
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
Light blue 😂
Alright alright, since you guys love it so much I’ll give you another one.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae School! 😂😂

Our special this week is our cheese covered burrito! You can get our combo or bean and cheese burrito covered in nacho cheese or shredded cheese for only $4.19!! Come on down this week to get yours!

Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone! My child refused to take a nap yesterday, so I took her down to the police station and they charged her with resisting a rest! 🤣😂

This week's special is our CHEESE COVERED SANCHOS! Yes, you heard that right, you can get a sancho covered in cheese sauce or cheddar cheese for ONLY $4.75!!!!!

REMINDER: We still are doing $0.75 TACO TUESDAYS!!!! We also are doing 2 for $5.00 TACO BURGERS EVERY THRUSDAY!!!!!

Hope to see you all soon! Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! Today we are starting something awesome!
You’ve heard of Taco Tuesday, get ready for TACO BURGER THURSDAYS!! Every Thursday we will have 2 taco burgers for just $5!!! Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

Goooood Morning!

What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I've fallen and i can't giddyup! 😆

Hope everyone is staying warm in this frigid cold weather but if you aren't I have just the thing to warm you up! It's our #2 dinner that's on special this week! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, sancho, taco burger, taco and chips. All that for ONLY $6.59!

Just a reminder as well if you don't feel like getting out of your car, we still do curbside pickup if requested!

Have a groovy day!

-Manager Justin

Good morning! We will be closed today (1-9-24) due to the weather/road conditions. It’s very slick on the roads right now and don’t want anybody taking a chance just for a $0.75 taco.

BUT to make it up we will have TACO WEDNESDAY tomorrow! Our $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos will be on sale!

Hope to see you all then! If you have to get out today please be safe and drive slow!

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone! I feel like I need to get something off my chest.

My girlfriend gets upset with me because I keep hiding all the kitchen utensils but it’s a WHISK I’m willing to take. 😂

Hope y’all had a wonderful Christmas and a fantastic new year! Our special this week is our #1 dinner. It comes with your choice of beans or rice, beef enchilada, combo burrito, taco and chips! All that for ONLY $6.49!!!

Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Well, it's Monday again, and you know what that means......another punny joke coming for the Taco Rio page!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 😂

This week's special is our delicious taco burger for only $2.49!

Start your week off great by stopping by and grabbing some amazing food with amazing prices! Hope to see you all soon! Have a great week!

-Manager Justin

Good morning everyone! Why didn't the skeleton ride on the rollercoaster? It didn't have the guts! 😂

This week's special is our #3 dinner for $5.99! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, combo burrito, tostada, taco and chips!

Just a reminder that we are still doing TACO TUESDAYS!!!! $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos! Thats the best deal in town!

Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

If a tortilla made a song, would the genre be wrap? 🤔

Happy tuesday everyone! Today we have $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos for TACO TUESDAY!!! Make sure to pick up tacos for the family before heading out to river fest to see the amazing Eli Young Band!!

We also have out #1 dinner on special this week! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, beef enchilada, combo burrito, taco and chips!! All that for only $6.49! Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.😭

Hope everyone had a fun and safe weekend! I would also like to say God bless all the men and women who have fought or are fighting for this great country. You truly are all hero’s!

This weeks special is our #2 dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, sancho, taco burger, taco and chips! All that for only $6.59! Today is also TACO TUESDAY! $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos!

Hope to see you all soon!

-Manager Justin

Have you guys heard of that new broom? It’s sweeping the nation! 😂

This weeks special is our #1 dinner! It comes with your choice of beans or rice, beef enchilada, combo burrito, taco and chips! All that for only $6.49!!

Today is also TACO TUESDAY!!! We have our meat or bean corn tacos for only $0.75!!!!

Hope everyone has a great week!

-Manager Justin

Gooooood afternoon everybody! Does anyone know what happens to frogs that park illegally? They get toad! 😂

Our special this week is our TACO BURGER FOR ONLY $1.99! Wow what a deal!

Also, today is TACO TUESDAY! $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos! Yes, we still are doing that smackin deal! With inflation being so high and tax season upon us it only makes sense to want some cheap but very tasty food! That’s where we come in! So come on down to see us!

Thank you and have a blessed day!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! I am very sorry about not keeping you all up to date on our weekly specials. I also know that you guys missed the weekly jokes that came with my posts but I do have an excuse. A while back I accidentally took my cats medicine instead of mine. Don’t as meow. 😆

Our weekly special this week Is our TACO SALADS!!
Bean: $3.69
Meat: $3.99
Combo: $4.19

We hope to see you all very soon! Have a great week! God bless!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! Do ya’ll know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow balls. 😂

Guess what everybody?!? We are introducing a new item but only for a limited time!
SOPAIPILLAS! That’s right! Get 4 freshly fried sopaipillas covered in cinnamon and sugar with a side of honey for only $2.79!

We also have Taco Burgers on sale this week for $1.99!

Have a great week! Hope to see ya’ll soon! God Bless!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! Happy thanksgiving! Just a heads up will be closing tonight at 7:00 and will be closed tomorrow. We will be back open on Friday so come see us while you are out shopping! Have a great thanksgiving!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! Remember on Tuesday when we couldn’t open until 2 because of a power outage? Yeah that sucked.

BUT HAVE NO FEAR!

Today we are making up for that! We will be doing TACO THURSDAY! $0.75 meat or bean corn tacos all day today! Come on out! Hope to see you soon!

-Manager Justin

Hello everybody! Just a heads up, we are currently closed for vacation but will re-open October 17th! Thank you all for your business and we will see you next week!

-Manager Justin