The Parched Opossum.

If the fireworks din't getcha then Shanklin will. Bomb pop blow out shots with Bloody Mary Hand ups during our scalded rat races today at .....whenever the grease trap overflows 🤔

Haute Trash Night is back! Dress as your favorite trash loving creature. Costume contest at 9:30.

Legume lounge is open! Get baked and basted. Smell ya later.

Post Easter weak menu. We were able to score 17 cases of peeps so we are sharing them. If these things were best by 03/31 they should still be ok. You can’t give it your best every day.

We are going Gator hunting!
First patron to find the mystical gator foot gets a free shot of Crocodile Tears (Steve Irwin's limited edition Stingray Revenge Rum).

Sprang Break (tone of JamesFranco RiffRaff edition)

April fools and frigid swimming pools.
Swinging cleaver makes you a believer.
Get yo beers with all the cheers.
Parched Opossum is so Awesome.

- Cat Food Connoisseur aka Patty Meltz

Can’t believe I never thought of doing this!
Chili Cheese Corn Dog
Ingredients
8 corn dogs, cooked per package instructions
2 cups cooked chili, divided
1 cup (113 g) sharp cheddar cheese, finely shredded, divided
1 small onion, finely diced, divided
1 medium jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely diced, divided
Instructions
Carefully remove the wooden stick from the cooked corn dogs.
Slice each corn dog vertically down the center, about halfway through, being careful not to cut through all the way through the bottom.
Into the cut, add chili, cheese, onion, and jalapeno.
Serve warm!.. 👵🏼

Seen in the wild at tuckers tap yard!

King of The Hill and Wu-Tang Mix Trivia Night August 1st! Highest group score gets a Peggy Pina Colada with custom twisty straws. Ol Dirty aka Deep Fryer Dan will make any sushi roll raw (meats pending on stock expiration dates).

Congrats to our employee of the month, La-a, for showing support for her favorite bar and chaser.

Life hack # 496
Warning Might Happen to be a choking hazard!

Time to put my leg warmers & half shirt on.

Seen in the wild. Who wants a feral sticker?

The new Fall menu is on its way.
NyQuil Chicken tenders & fried sprouts just added.
We are not leaving out our loud Vegan friends as NyQuil braised Tofurkey tenders & beyond Facon wrapped sweet Taters, for our finicky peeps. All new items will pair well with our latest home brewed pumpkin sizyrup.

We want to welcome Luche Libre and offer a ladder match when they are good and ready.