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There is some things you can’t ignore in life just wake up and bath 😭😭

A man got this message from his neighbour: "Sir, i am so sorry🙏but i have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night🌑and mostly when you are not in town. I have used your Wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in your own apartment 🏬 and at times right under your nose👃. I have to also admit that i have used your Wife more than you do😪. I feel i should let you know because i feel guilty. I promise never to do it again🤞". The man was so mad😡😡that he shot🔫his wife dead⚰️!!!
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Few minutes later he received another message from the same neighbour stating: "I'm so sorry for the spelling mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not WI𝒇𝒆

The kind of Power God placed in women is really scary. Sometimes I think it is unfair sef.

How come a woman can easily make or destroy a man?

I ain't talking about dating or marriage o

Even as mere friends, the kind of women you roll with to a large extent may shape your life.

The right lady can be the best thing that happens to you, and the wrong one may lead you to your grave.

Ask Samson.. despite all his muscles, despite facing thousands of men in Army uniforms wielding all manner of weapons, na woman finish am with just smooching and crying ..

David was the Wizkid of the bible. Composing songs that calms even mad men.. lol.

Na Woman almost derail him destiny.

Oga Solo nko? Wisest man ever liveth.

Na woman finish am kpakpata

Even your father wey all of una de fear for house, wey if him cough, una go vanish, maybe one 21year old go de chance am.

"Mr. Samuel,please stop calling me, I am warning you"

And he will be begging 'Baby, I can't sleep without hearing your voice"

Lol. . . Werey.

Dear Innocent Nigerian Men, You gotta be intentional about the kinda women you roll with.

God gave women the power to bring life into the world.

But it didn't stop there.

Women can also bring life into your destiny.

My male dog once bit me because I slapped the female dog when it ate my slippers.

Male dog that I had known for 2 years bit me! Because of female dog that they brought less than 5months.

Even animals aren't spared.

I kukuma vex sell am.

His destiny also ended because of woman..

Be intentional guys.

Happy weekend ✌️

MY CLASSMATE IS NOW A GHOST 😩😢

Met a class mate of mine that we parted ways after primary school.

He sent me a friend request exactly Monday last week, I checked his DP asual before accepting the request, the face was kinda familiar but I wasn't sure, wether we have met before or not.

Immediately I clicked the accept request button, he sent me a"Hi and introduced himself..

It was a very sweet moment, because telling me his name reminds me of the good memories we've once shared together.

Especially, that moment we use to battl.e on whom will take the first position 🤣

And momment we use to play football in the rain..
FAST FORWARD..
We exchanged numbers and started talking often...

He even told me that "he's now married with kids and works in Canada.

One cold evening, he called me and said, he needed my favor. I was like what can I do for you bro.??

He said he has been in Canada for sometimes now, he's currently not able to sent money to his wife in Nigeria, due to some certain issues, that his wife and kids needs some money urgently for upkeeps.

I should please assist him by taking some foodstuff to his family,..

I said, why won't I 'just sent money to your wife's account instead, so they can buy stuff there. ?.
He disagreed with me. That the wife might not do the needful

So, I asked for his home address and the wifes phone number, so I can call wen I'm in the area. He sent all the information I asked for .

Saturday evening, I took my leave to his resident, got there and dialed the wife's number, she came out , I then introduced myself as her husbands old friend, and told her that "her husband told me to bring those stuff I'm carrying.

She started crying, and be like " stop it,if you're joking please, my husband d!ed since 2020.

I just opened mouth wa!!.

And told her we just spoke, wen I tried showing her his number, I can't find it on my call logs . Fear catch me.😭

Is still login Facebook and WhatsApp to show her our conversation, everythi

Fast & Furious isn't about cars & heists, it's about friends who became family.❤️

On Tuesday last week, a stranger messaged me on Facebook and told me to change my username with immediate effect.

It came as a shock to me, because neither have I ever met this person, nor ever spoken to them.

At first, I took it at face value, and ignored the message. Only for the person to send the exact message again, asking that I change my username with immediate effect.

When I asked why, the person said that my username belonged to him, but his account got deleted by Facebook when he died. Now, he is back, and wants everything that belonged to him back, including the username.

I found this amusing, and it got me laughing hard. It was probably a prank; some jobless, bored user was probably seeking some attention.

Well, I told the stranger that there's no way I will change my username, because my name is my brand, and people already know it wildly. Apparently, there's no way I can change my username for such a flimsy reason; the least, from someone I don't know from Adam.

The last message I remember from this user was, "You're proving stubborn? You will hear from me."

"Is that a threat?" I asked.

"Don't dare ask me. You will know once I'm done dealing with you."

On this note, I pushed the block button.

I paid no attention to the incident, neither did I think about it again.

But, on Friday night, something strange starter happening. I plugged my phone in the sitting room while I was watching TV, I didn't know when I dozed off.

When I woke up, my phone and charger were no longer in the room. I asked my brother it he had seen my phone, and he said no. I went to my room to check, only for me to see my phone plugged in, charging.

The strangest part of it all was, my phone was unlocked, and the Facebook app was open. No one is my family knows my password, and I was sure I had switched off my data before dozing off downstairs.

I assumed I had made a mistake, and thought my phone was with me in the sitting room. So, I let it slide.

On Saturday morning,

Me: God, can I ask you a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise you won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: (smiles) What do youmean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to revv

God: Okay

Me: At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Hmmm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: Alright

Me: And to compound it all, when I got home, I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax but it didn't work!
Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm so sorry, God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me. In all things. Both the good and the bad.

Me: I will trust you.

God: And don't doubt my plan for your day is always better than your plan. "I know the plans I have for you, plans of good and not of evil.."

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell, Thank You Lord everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

Develop an attitude of gratitude because He knows what He's doing

May God continue given me the sign

Never back down will be ft young man

Baby I miss you