Aspen Medical in Australia
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Suite 3B, 3 Sydney Avenue, Barton
Deakin
King Street
2 King Street
2600
King Street
2600
King Street, Kyabram
2600
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Aspen Medical is here to serve no one but themselves. We are in debt with the LNP, which is our primary concerns, medical health comes last.
However, we do our best to distribute 1-2 vaccines a month
17/05/2022
At Aspen Medical we strive for success. Mostly to serve the LNP, but who can blame us. We are earning millions because of then. The pandemic is business, everyone knows that
14/05/2022
Everything 4 corners is saying is true, but we tried our best during trying times. Everyone makes mistakes
16/04/2022
At Aspen Medical we have to multitask, but no worries, we try our best not to kill anyone, if not always successful we try
12/04/2022
An example of the heart we practice on, seems realistic right? Aspen Medical is the best
29/03/2022
We keep an elderly woman on staff to make it look like we care about aged care. But the truth is, you take too much of our time and we need to focus on the more important patients.
26/03/2022
Aspen Medical takes care of patients first and foremost. But only on days where we have time for you
19/03/2022
We asked this patient to smile even though he wasn't happy
15/03/2022
Our Aspen Medical employees learning how to repel. We have had several accidents, but not to worry! We will get the hang of it once we practice with real patients
12/03/2022
Look at these heroes! We have cameramen staged wherever we go so the public believes we work.
08/03/2022
Brave pilots picking up patients! Aspen Medical does not have the most qualified to fly or take care of patients, but we are world class fakers.
05/03/2022
Aspen Medical is known for its expertise in finding those who are not qualified, to then train them to be the best they can be. What do you think about our new uniforms?
22/02/2022
Come and get your booster shot! Aspen Medical has a few we can distribute, just get into a close line behind others who need it. And, please no aged care residents.
19/02/2022
We make sure that you have the highest chance of returning to us. Aspen Medical does not have proper PPE or wears gloves, since we cannot wait to see you and your money soon again.
15/02/2022
COVID-19 is our bread and butter. We make sure it stays around so we can get paid.
13/02/2022
We take our care anywhere. We don't guarantee a good outcome but we will come out and spend about 5 minutes with you before we have to move on.
09/02/2022
How do you like our new aged care logo. We spent 5 minutes on it and believe it represents in essence that the foundation of this care is cracked and we just mask it by building over it.
05/02/2022
Reminder! Social distancing is important, but what is more important is that you keep your distance from us. We try out best to help everybody, but really get to nobody. You are better served elsewhere
02/02/2022
We have to take a rare picture of aged care just to make sure the public sees it. The controversy may be true, but we are trying our best to stage the opposite.
29/01/2022
Our global business ensures we get the most money with little or no effort towards the public. Since we are protected by our friends the LNP, we do not have to follow rules and regulations
20/01/2022
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20/01/2022
We drive wherever we are needed, which is usually to help our donors and the LNP. Everyone else who needs COVID-19 vaccines and help? We are not your people
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