Krooked Provisions

We are honoured to be a part of this incredible night with amazing music, beer and food! Get your tickets now!!

Meet our friends Leanna & Lyndon of Provisions! Krooked Provisions is nestled inside Fresh & Local Market & Kitchens, boasting delicious homemade comfort foods, like our personal favorite the "Dill-icious Pierogies" or a dangerously good corn chowder OR mac & cheese. Everything is packed with flavor and we are always impressed by the hearty and satisfying portions that these two are serving to the hungry people of Calgary.

This amazing couple are popping up with a delicious three course plated menu at our Celebration Show on April 26th at High Line Brewing! This is a special night for us, as these two pals have been long time supporters of our music: so bringing in a special foodie element to this evening really hones in on our commitment to community by supporting and amplifying this small business. This is a really important element to us as a band, as sharing space with others who are passionate about their craft means we can all grow together.

We encourage you to purchase your tickets well in advance as we are sitting at over 45% sold for this special evening of good food and good music! You can secure your spot here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/880273139657?aff=oddtdtcreator

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HAPPY FRIDAY YA KROOKS!

Can you believe Easter is just around the corner!?

You know what that means? HOLIDAY KRAUT IS BACK!

We're letting you all know now so you have ample time to get those pre-orders in! It sold out super quickly for Christmas.

But seriously....this kraut completely changes a turkey bun experience.

We are doing a fried Spam Sandwich for the Aloha Festival this Saturday! (Feb 24th)

Grilled Brioche Bun, Lemon Chive Aioli, Miso Bourbon Charred Pineapple, Fried Spam, Cheddar Cheese, Pickled Red Onion, Arugula & Jalapeno!

Leanna & I just ate one before I started making this post....AND ITS DELICIOUS! Don't be afraid of the SPAM.

IT'S SATURRRRRDAAAAAAAY!

We figured we'd post another picture of the Krooked Melt because why not?

Imagine a Cubano meeting an Italian Deli Sandwich and they had a love child. This would be it!

Come devour one today! It's a spicy, cheesey, meaty mess, even better if you dip it in a cup of our Bacon Corn Chowder.

Happy Friday, Krooks!

We are open and cookin' away. 🍳

Here's a pic of our Breakfast Reuben in all of its saucey, yummy, breakfasty glory!

is playing tonight in starting at 5:30pm. He puts on an amazing show.

FEBRUARY FEATURE!

DONAIR PEROGIES. 🌯🥟

We know there are a lot of controversies on what a true, proper Donair is....but...WE DON'T CARE! WE'RE DOING IT OUR WAY!

7 Potato & Cheese Perogies piled with housemade Donair Meat, Iceberg Lettuce, Tomatoes, House Pickled Red Onions and a Sweet Garlic Sauce drizzled ALL OVER!

Pineapple Ginger and Fennel & Garlic have both been around since we started on February 9th 2021.

I can't believe it's almost been 3 years of fermenting!

Something that originally started as a hobby and a way to pay our bills during the pandemic, now we have an awesome little spot in surrounded by other amazing & talented people.

A dream come true! Looking forward to seeing where we are in another three years.

And a big thanks to all of you who have supported us through this funky fermented journey, we wouldn't be where we are without the continuous support from each and every one of you! ❤️

-Lyndon

See you this weekend!

Come and give us a high five!?

Everyone loves a Classic!

Nothing pretentious, just simple & delicious.

We're open until 8pm tonight! (Saturday)

And a reminder that it's the Elvis Food Festival today. We are featuring our Dangerously Retro Dawg!

CRISPY TOFU SANDY FOR LUNCH TODAY! 🥪

"It no longer exists, it's all gone, in my tummy" - Lyndon

We wanted to let ya know, we're subbing the Pumpernickel for a Dairy & Egg free Brioche this weekend. It's just as tasty! We promise. ❤️

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOT DAWG
LOOKIN' YUMMY ALL THE TIME!

It's the Elvis Food Festival down this Saturday!

We decided to give our Dangerously Retro Dawg the spotlight it deserves! 🌭🌭🌭

Mennonite Sausage loaded with, Sauteed Onions, Cheddar Cheese, Lemon & Leek Sauerkraut, House Mustard, Ketchup, Dill Relish, and Diced Onions all snug in a Butter grilled Bun.

THANK YA VERY MUCH, KROOKS! 🕺

Today seems like a soup day. Oh and don't forget the grilled buttered sourdough! 🤤

Happy Friday! Be safe on the roads today. 🚘

ATTENTION!

2024 is the year of tasty features, starting with the....ATTACK OF THE MAC! (Available starting Friday 12th)

7 Potato & Cheese Perogies w/ Cheddar Cheese, Ground Beef, House Mac Sauce, Iceberg Lettuce, Dill Kraut, Pickles, Diced Onion, and Sesame Seeds! Add Bacon for $2.

As we enter this New Year we wanted to showcase some of our lighter & guilt free options, starting with our Borscht!

Beets are packed FULL of health benefits.

Grab a frozen litre for $15, or let us do the cooking and have a cup or bowl down at the market!

#2024

A Happy New Year to you all from the Krooked Fam.

2023 was a rollercoaster with a ton of change but has been truly amazing. We've watched a lot of our dreams come true and have a ton of wood to stoke our fire for 2024.

None of this would've been possible without the support from every single one of you, it means the world to us. We can't wait to see all of your bright and shining faces down in this New Year.

Excited to share what we have planned for 2024!

Stay tuned. ♥️

#2024

AFTERNOON, KROOKS!

Perogies are always great with Sour Cream, Bacon, and Sauteed Onion. However, We like to get a little funky with our toppings!

Featured here is our Lucy Style. Honey Habanero Aioli, Lemon Zest, Pineapple Ginger Kraut Salsa, and tomatoes!

A combination of sweet & spicy with a subtle tang from the zest and kraut Salsa!

Definitely the most unique on our Perogie Menu.

To all our Vegan Krooks out there... have you tried the Crispy Tofu Sandwich yet? It's CRISPY, it's FRESH, it's SPICY and it's YUMMMMYYYY!

Our Borscht without sour cream is fully Vegan.

PRO-TIP, the Pan-fried Brussel Sprouts can be made vegan with our Lemon Chive Aioli and Dill Kraut! Just let us know.

Open until 8pm! (Friday)

HELLO KROOKS!

Last minute shopping for the holidays can be stressful, why not relieve that stress with some comfort food?

Perogies? We got you.
Mac & Cheese? We got you.
Pan-fried Brussel Sprouts with Smoked Ranch, Bacon & Parmesan? We got you.

Regardless of what it is you've got a craving for, let us cook for you!

We are open today & tomorrow until 8pm!

Also a reminder that we are CLOSED Sunday the 24th to spend time with our family!

WE'VE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YA, KROOKS!

A Turkey & Brie melt with our Holiday Kraut, Savoury Cranberry Herb Aioli, and some Swiss Cheese to make this flavour party even cheesier!

Our friend inspired us to do a turkey melt, so here we are! 🤟

Available starting tomorrow (Saturday, the 16th)

ONLY UNTIL SUPPLIES LAST, SO GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE TOMORROW!

HAPPY FRIDAY, KROOKS!

Come try one of our famous Not-Your-Average-Reubens with a cup of Borscht, Bacon Corn Chowder or a side of our Potato Salad on this foggy day! It does not disappoint, we promise. 😉

Open 11am-8pm today! (Friday)

GOOD EEEEEVENNNNNING, KROOKS!

Lyndon here to let you all know...WE MADE A HOLIDAY KRAUT. Cranberries, Allspice, Rosemary, Raw Cider Vinegar, and a little bit of sugar to sweeten the flavour party up!

Pop this baddy on your plate for Christmas Dinner, Easter Dinner AND Thanksgiving Dinner.

We are doing PRE-ORDER ONLY so if you would like a jar of Holiday Kraut, please let us know by FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15TH! Send us a message here on Instagram, or in person at our booth. We do have some available to try as well! 👉👉

DID SOMEBODY SAY MAC&CHEESE?

KROOKS! Have you tried our Gourmet Mac&Cheese? Yes? Then let us mix it up for you with some add-ons. Oh you haven't had our Mac&Cheese? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!!

Open till 8pm today! (Saturday)

KROOKS! Lyndon & Leanna here to wish you a HAPPY FRIDAY!

Our Krooked Melt is ready to MELT YOUR HEARTS during this chilly weekend!🫠♥️ ❄️

Order one with a cup of chowder to dip it in. We dare you!

SUP KROOKS!

It's this silly and special guy's 30th Birthday tomorrow! (Friday the 17th)

It's hard to put into words how fantastic Lyndon is, and how he has been the glue that keeps our little business going. Come on down and wish him a big Happy Birthday this weekend!

HAPPY THURSDAY, KROOKS!

Had a special lil' photoshoot today for something big for us! 🤟

Keep an eye out at the end of the month to find out, unless you're a stellar detective and solve the mystery on your own! 😊