Linda Mama/ Linda Afya

Marriage is about 3 things.
1. S*x
2. S*x
3.S*x
That is why you are not dating your brothers...
That is why after you solve an argument you offer mesopotamia prove you have forgiven...

Kosokoso.

Mid term ndio hio....

Gen z wanakuja kucamp kwa nyumba yako mathe...
Breakfast tax will increase by 90%

Mid breakfast tax will increase from 0% to 50%

Lunch tax will increase from 5% to 80%

Late lunch will increase from 0% to 40%

Supper remain constant 100%

Otherwise baridi ni mob, muongeze watoto

Mimba zako zote ulkua umepangia
Ama

" UNCLE BUTWAA" alikuvisit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kumbe Hii gender huwa inaona kukosa mtoto kijana ni k**a kukosa nguvu za kiume 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

"Alikuwa anataka kijana": Kisii woman left by bae for only giving birth to girls A mother of four from Kisii county said she regretted being in a relationship after her man left her. Catherine Moraa, a mum of girls said her bae wanted a son.

Maziwa imekua mingi Na hataki kunyonya...... Na baba yake hataki pia.....

Huyu ametoka maternity leave Na mimba ingine....

Ameamua kupumzika ni mbinguni ama mnaonaje

Men will always be men..... And ladies will always be ladies.

A woman thinks s*x can control a man, Never

Uncommitted man is Uncommitted man and a committed man is a committed man. END OF STORY!

Team June waakire?

Kaa vizuri huku site inamaanisha ufungue mesopotamia asilimia Mia kwa Mia.

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎

Bianca Shah, Fayleen Sáng, Joan Avetsa, Caren Caren, Wagaturi Jayne, Adel Kipru, Wanjiru Mukiri, Sophia Amisi, Lindah Soita, Ruth Charles, Jackline Njeri, Verna Muhonja, Stella Nzilani, Millie B Milly, Ventyloiz Nyakwea, Belvian Eliminah, Mercie Mercies, Pinkey Princes, Quenter Wambo, Mercie Tereroh, Gra Ce, Jacquelyne Makena

Acha nilale mchana yote ndio usiku nikue macho.... Alafu nijifanye staki manyonyo zake hadi 4am ndio nikubali....

You keep saying what a man can do a woman can do also....

Wewe unaweza tumia mtu fare akuje kwako? Hauwezi sindio?

Unawezana Na 1 minute? Heri ukae hvo sindio?

Nauliza,, unaweza lisha mtu, umpee pesa ya kinyozi, pesa ya kwenda massage, pesa ya kununua nguo..... Ama socks tu ndio unaweza fika bei?

Ati what a man can do a woman can also do,,,,, Kosokoso...

Empty stomach

Empty pockets

Broken heart.

This three can teach you the best LESSONS in life......

A person who has never slept hungry huwa anafikiri wengine hawana akili.

A person who has never lacked 10 shillings huwa anafikiri wengine ni Lazy.

A person who has never been heart broken huwa anafikiri wengine hawajui mapenzi.

Have been saying ladies pretend hating farming in mesopotamia but deep down,, deeeeep down

Bibi ataniua aki: Newly married man laments wife's excessive bedminton demands A newly married man is considering taking a break from his marriage after his wife demands bedminton every morning and evening, even when he is exhausted.

Uskose Kushiba ati unataka flat tummy... Kula kabisa tumbo ihung' k**a mzigo imefungiliwa vibaya juu ya gari...

Wacha wafikiri ukona mimba ya triplets..... Mwili mpya tutapewa mbinguni. Kula hadi ukikalia kiti ya 3 seater unabakisha space ya watoto wawili.....

People who take all this daily are scaring away Arthritis, fibroids, back pains, fertility problems among others.

Wenye mlimpea advice si mumpee muthee mwenye mlimpromise

"It's ghetto": Woman laments divorcing hubby after failing to find new lover A disappointed woman shared her regrets after failing to secure a new relationship months after she exposed her hubby and asked him for a divorce.

I used to think men give birth to boys and women give birth to girls....

Si mnaona vile nilikua kondoo kitambo

Taja ajali iliyoletwa Na Hii meno

Ni nini Hii huwa mnatafuta kwa vibeti mkipanda matatu.... Mtu anachokora kibeti yake k**a mwizi karibu neighbour adhani hauna fare.....

A thate fae year old after getting pregnant accidentally and pretending nothing is going on..... Tutakuona naniiii nmekupea 90 days pekee

An original c247 has approval by KEBS, Halal and kosher....and what makes it the most trusted brand in the world is it's ability to solve even unseen health issues

Leteni maoni..... What's the difference between marriage za siku hzi Na marriage za kitambo....

Ni nini haswa mama zetu walifanya kusimamisha boma kando Na changamoto Nyingi ambazo Hii generation haiwezi vumilia.....

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Sijui unaficha nini lakini uko karibu kushikwa.....

Liiiiive bila chenga

"Siwezi mzalia tena"

ameanza kuskia vitu zikinuka vibaya

Ata Sijui nia nani... Ama ni vile bado niko tipsy... Ata Sijui naskia aje... Ghai fafa sasa ntaambia watu nini

A smart phone is smarter than you.....

Deleting is not enough,, 😂....

Retrieving information is VERY Easy.....

Otherwise continue cheating and deleting iPo siku 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is not a threat by the way.......ni vile mambo iko.

"I trust you" is a better compliment than" I love you "

Reason?

You may not always trust the person you love

but you will always love the person you trust...