Yusuf Abubakar muhammad

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Eat better food incase u vomit for public naso my friend vomit rice without meat😢.na shame I carry me go buy meat come put on top

Pay 1milion naria to marry a virgin🇯
OR
Marry an ashawo💃 & get 50 million naria cash
Chose wisely don't be dull oooo🤣🤣

You are a NURSE and you are BLEACHING, my sister are sure you know your JOB?

Ohh Lord let her see her period 😭🙌🏿🙏🏿this time, I promise to worship you till I die😭

“I warned my mom not to bring a house girl, she refused
Now the girl is vomiting.” Said Wine Die 🤣

Aunty Ur Friends Have Ring💍 On Their Finger,Why Urs Is In Your Nose

Are You Married To Oxygen Or Cabin Dioxide🤣🤷

Being a husband is the best one, because you can eat your meal and latter you eat the cooker too. 😂😂😂

The girl who does cry in English during s*x is a witch, at least she can say “ Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, ”

I saw her holding Iphone 14 pro max, I thought that she is a sugar mummy after I dated her. Now the phone belongs to her Dad.🥲

If woman can add nails 💅 on nails 💅 hair on hair what makes you think that she can’t add other man on you. 🥲

Never open ur love to prove ur legs, sorry! I mean never leg ur prove to love.
Ahh! Whatever... 🤷But don't legs.
🥱😳🙄🚶🚶

Omo English hard oooh😰
Someone saw a twins🧑‍🤝‍🧑
And said u look face to face😃😃
Instead of u look together at
Once🤣🤣🤣

Wen having s3x wit someone from another country make sure u try ur best bcus u are representing the whole Nigeria

Being A Guy Is Not Easy. You Wake Up In The Morning, And Wait For Your Chairman To Calm Down Before You Come Out
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never take a man’s promises in bed seriously

He’s not the one talking 🙄

This 2023 is either I marry person daughter or person daughter marry me. 🤗

My sister left me with her twins. I just finished feeding one, I say make I chat small,Now I don't know the one that has eaten😂😂

I Bought pant 👙for my girlfriend and later saw her sister wearing it 🙄😉

Is not fair o🥺😔

Things that can make you visit a guy repeatedly.
Girls over to u🤣🤣🤣

If u need teecha for ur chulden pasona lessin,I teec Enklish,Mass,jogurapi,Sivic Edukashon,Omekonomis nd soshi stodi🙄🙄🙄😁😁😁

"Having s*x before going to work makes you feel like a manager..😃
I almost fired my boss today 😂🤦"

One thing I hate about fat women is that they will wear short skirt and sit carelessly but yet you wouldn't see anything

KIDNEY is now 70 million💰 oo

I jus say make I update una😑

I need another crying emoji.

😭😭😭😭😭😭
This one isn't serious

No romance💏 in our wedding night🤗
We will count our money💰😜

Don't kill yourself for a woman, because if u die she will come to Ur funeral with another Guy..it happened to me twice 🙄🚶

Nobody has a better eye sight than a married man coming out from a lodge with his side chick.…He can even see next week 😂

When it comes to food some girls forget they are females😂

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S£x
2nd day= S£x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S£x
3rd day = S£x again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s£x and more s£x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S£x

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.🤣🤣
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s£x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s£x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s£x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s£x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s£x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rap£😀
29th day= Police case😀