Comedy Gold

Obscure missions call for obscure tactics… like selling tickets to a LIVE spy-action-comedy in Christchurch in early November. Intriguing captions are our tactic… is it working?
Two Girls One Gun
7pm, 7-9th November https://littleandromeda.co.nz/show/two-girls-one-gun

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Two Girls One Gun
7pm, 7-9th November

B***S. STUNTS. ACCENTS. DANGER… A brand new spy action-comedy hits Christchurch this November!
Two Girls One Gun 👯‍♀️🔫
7pm, 7-9th November

🤔🤔 Got any mates in Christchurch who need a bit of action? Tag em below to make sure they get tickets to the most suggestively titled show in town!
Two Girls One Gun hits Ōtautahi this November, don’t miss out on your chance to see awe-inspiring stunts and real life women up close! 😮🤯
Two Girls One Gun
7pm, 7-9th November

A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR TEAM! 👏
Congratulations to the iconic team behind Two Girls One Gun (Phoebe Caldeiro, Katie Hill, Victoria Norgrove, Kelly Mui, Nina Hogg, Scott Maxim and Troy Etherington) on all of their hard-work to create a monumental and unforgettable show! ❤️

"Okay, Tom Cruise, the ball is now officially in your court – see if you can do better (on TGOG’s budget)." - Theatreview

We'd love to swap budgets with Tom Cruise, but we LOVE this review from Theatreview on closing night even more! (Okay, perhaps we'd prefer the Mission Impossible budget slightly more, but you get the point).

Read all about it here, if you're waiting till the next season don't worry there are no spoilers here!

https://www.theatreview.org.nz/production/two-girls-one-gun/ -and-quick-witted-with-excellent-rapport-and-a-terrifying-stunt

Come see what reviewer Elliot Lam has dubbed "Derp du Soleil shenaniganising" that's "worth the risk" 🤩🤩🤩

Read more of Elliot's review here:
https://wellyott.com/two-girls-one-gun/

Photos by the incredible Emily Brown Photography

It all kicks off tonight at 8pm in The Stage BATS Theatre! Make sure you nab your tickets quick!!

http://bats.co.nz/whats-on/two-girls-one-gun/

Coming up live from 5pm tonight on Wellington Access Radio 106.1FM and www.accessradio.org.nz :

I'm joined by artists from three exciting shows arriving at BATS Theatre this week and next.

Your Body is a Wasteland is an experimental live theatre event exploring the world of chronic health conditions and invisible disability. Writer and director Emma Maguire from Tempest Theatre joins me on the line from 5.05pm.

When We Were Us is a new musical about love, loss and the ones you never truly got over. Presented by Red Scare Theatre, writer, composer and costumer designer Catherine Zulver is here at 5.20pm to tell me more.

Two Girls One Gun is the latest action-packed genre parody from Comedy Gold. M16's recently demoted and not-so-top agent Vaja Steele prepares for her toughest mission yet...teamwork. Performer/fight choreographer Nina Hogg and performer/music composer Phoebe Caldeiro jump in from 5.35pm.

Check us out in this week's copy of the Regional News! 🤜💥🤩

https://www.flipsnack.com/regionalnews/regional-news-issue-224-july-16th-2024/full-view.html

ONE WEEK TO GO till the most kick-ass babes since Charlie's Angels bust onto stage at BATS Theatre 🔥🤜💥

Don't miss out on the action, the attraction and the comical abstraction! Tickets selling fast, grab yours today! 👀🎟🎟

Two Girls One Gun | 8pm, 23-27 July at BATS Theatre
https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/two-girls-one-gun/

Are you looking for a show that features bruises, harmonies, jokes and industrial grade fire retardant?!? That’s oddly specific… but boy do we have good news for you!! 👊🔥

Two Girls One Gun 👯‍♀️🔫
📆 8pm, 23-27th July
📍 BATS Theatre

http://bats.co.nz/whats-on/two-girls-one-gun/

‘Two Girls One Gun’ exists as scientific, peer-reviewed* proof that women can be both hot AND funny.

*Peer-reviews of this material were conducted internally by an audience of mostly Nina’s boyfriend, who has only seen the promo material and not the show but thinks her t**s look great.

** ‘Two Girls One Gun’ reserves the right not to be funny to you, if you hate women or comedy.

Two Girls One Gun 👯‍♀️🔫
📆 8pm, 23-27th July
📍 BATS Theatre

http://bats.co.nz/whats-on/two-girls-one-gun/

(Anthology of Aotearoa Live Theatre: Action Comedies with Vague Po*******hy Inspired Titles Edition, pg. 69)

Actress Phoebe Caldeiro is just as dangerous on stage as in real life, rumour has it her lower back is home to a tramp stamp which simply reads “FEAR ME”.

For more ‘Two Girls One Gun’ behind the scenes fan theory follow Comedy Gold

Two Girls One Gun
8pm, 23-27 July 2024
BATS Theatre

http://bats.co.nz/whats-on/two-girls-one-gun/

Hoo-wee! Cocked & Reloaded is all over for now, after our unintentional one nighter in October last year we were so grateful to share a full 5 nights with ya’ll at in April! We had such darn-tootin’ good reviews and wonderful feedback from ya’ll, so we could not be happier! Whilst we may have packed up the wagon for now, we’ve got a new show brewing, so ya’ll come back now ya hear?? 🤠🐴
Special thank you to all of our guests, cast, directors and crew over the last two seasons, couldn’t have done it without ya’ll. Thanks for believing in our wacky western ❤️

FRIDAY NIGHTS GUEST, we were blessed with the presence of
This was super special for us because Carrie was our first Woman With No Name, helped come up with the idea, and has been a mentor for our little posse for 3 years now. An incredible full circle moment that couldn’t have been funnier!
We love you Carrie!! Thank you for all you do 🤠

INCREDIBLE NIGHT LAST NIGHT with the beautiful and talented Kerryn!! A director, a writer, and now a credited Woman With No Name ❤️‍🔥 thank you .palmer 🤠 big love to you 💪💪

Would y’all lookeee here, we had the sexy, saucy, lady with the red lip, Miss Hannah Kelly as our 'Woman With No Name' last night for Cocked & Reloaded and what a treat that was!

Thank you for joining us Hannah, we love you!! 🤠

There’s still more guests, who do you think will bring a name to the WWNN tonight??! Find out through getting tickets here:
https://bats.co.nz/whats-on/cocked-and-reloaded/

Hoooowweeee the review is in 🤠 “Good comic timing and team-work generate 80 minutes of well-wrought fun” - John Smythe, Theatreview (2023)

We sure are having a load of fun and would love for y’all to join - just three nights left posse 🤠

📸 .oconnelll

What an incredible opening night with the wonderfully talented as our special guest!!
Big love to you Emma, yeeehaw!!
Who do we think will be in tomorrow night!??

YEEEHAAAAWWWW Make sure y’all are tuned in today @5:25 for our powow with Simon … who knows maybe we’ll share a few secrets???? 😱😱😱

Coming up live from 5pm tonight on Wellington Access Radio 106.1FM (and streaming at www.accessradio.org.nz ):

WITCH Music Theatre open the beloved Stephen Sondheim musical epic Into the Woods at Te Auaha next week. Director Nick Lerew, co-music director Maya Handa Naff and the 'Baker's Wife' actor Áine Gallagher join me from 5.05pm to discuss this Brothers Grimm-inspired fairytale romp, exploring what really happens after 'happily ever after'.

Comedy Gold return to BATS Theatre this week with Cocked and ReLoaded , a rootin-tootin action comedy set in the Wild Wild West. Following on from their pirate themed slapstick rom-com 'When B***y Calls', performer and composer Phoebe Caldeiro and restaging director Katie Hill are in the studio for a yarn from 5.25pm.