Inner Oracle Life Coaching

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YES! THIS! 👆
Isn't it a total bummer that we're told "BE YOURSELF!!" but then when we ARE ourselves, society gives us the hard side-eye?

Yep. Total bu****it.

So guess which part you need to drop. It's not the "be yourself" part. It's the "caring what society thinks" part. Sadly, that's much easier said than done.

That's (part of) what coaches are for though. Do you need help being true to yourself because you can't stop worrying about what Brenda down the street will think about it? I can help you go from "Oh no; Brenda" to "PFFFFFFT, whatever, Brenda."

DM me. Email me. Get in touch via my site. Whatevs. Let's do it.

Uh-oh. 😳 Is it time to reflect on why, exactly, it bothers you so much when your sister brags about her teopical vacation?

When your co-worker plays up their impact on a project?

When your spouse nags you to take the fu***ng trash out, already, it's stinking up the whole kitchen!

Yeah. Might need to check on that.

Why haven't you changed it yet? A lot of the time I hear people say "I don't know WHY....I just can't male it happen."

I know why. I can help you see why. This is the beauty of working with a coach. DM me if you want to learn more.

So many people walk around carrying the heavy burden of their sad life story and they become defined by it.

I grew up poor and it impacted my whole life.
My partner betrayed me.
I wasn't loved by my parents.
I don't have what it takes, never have.

Here's the thing: they absolutely don't have to be defined by that narrative, and dropping that burden is so much simpler than they might imagine.

When you're ready to drop yours, let me know.

You ever see a picture (or watch a video or hear a recording) of yourself from someone else's perspective?

From a perspective you don't often look at/see yourself from?

And then when you do, you're all like OMG MY NOSE IS SUPER POINTY! I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BIG AND BULBOUS! WHOA!! (...or something...you'd clearly have your own reaction to this! 😆)

That's a microcosm of what coaching does. It takes the you you've always been, the life you're living, the situations you find yourself in, and it gives YOU the ability to see you/it/them from a different perspective.

And that, my friend, changes lives. That s**t is 💰 🔥 🤯 🌈

Lemme know if you want some of that. I, uh, know a guy. 😉

Right. Because super smart people live in their heads -- always thinking, thinking, thinking.

There's a reason I often say your brain is not your friend. It's because we get stuck in our thoughts. And our thoughts are, frankly, bogus. They're just our brains' busy work.

I'm here if you want help figuring out how.

📣 WARNING! WARNING! 📣

These words...
They are everything.

Do not let this happen to you!

This 🌳 makes me happy. He's all like "normal tree, normal tree, normal tree, normal tree, single vertical branch shooting up 4 feet in the air."

Grow how you need to, everyone.

This takes on a deep AF meaning when you look at it through the eyes ofthe ego as "I" and our constant desire to understand and attach meaning and subjectivity to who I am vs. You vs. Them.

Prince was 🔥 musically.
Prince may have also been the spiritual teacher I never knew I had, at the time.

This is the secret you've been wishing someone would tell you.

This is what you've been so anxious to understand.

Understanding and applying this is how you'll finally feel better, more alive, more like yourself again.

Just in love with the universe today. How you?

Don't let anyone tell you you can't have what you want. Even if what you want is for your dog to thoroughly enjoy a ride in an old-timey stroller (✔) and your little baby armpits to stop sweating (🚫).

Just askin' 🤔

Your 🧠 lies! Not NECESSARILY on purpose (but definitely sometimes on purpose). Whatever it's telling you, that makes you feel bad, and which you believe to be true? LIES!

Learning how to set youself free is so simple, it's ridiculous. Simple, yes. Easy, not usually. That's why I'm here to help, because I know - and can show you - why your brain is usually your worst enemy.

This made me chuckle when I read it: "Oh, now I'm being natural, spontaneous me!"

Trying to be anything or anyone removes you from who you actually are.

When you allow your real, true self to come up for air, everything changes.

If you like black jellybeans or black licorice, you're wrong.

There, I've said it.

Now, go eat a whole face-full of those nasty anise-tasting f&ck3rs if that's your jam.

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OR LIKE.

Today's moment brought to you by the worst flavor of jellybeans ever.

It really is that simple.

*note: this quote taken from Augustine of Hippo, aka Saint Augustine. NOT from the town in Florida. Never listen to advice from Florida towns.

Oooooooh. Does that sting a little? Wanna talk about it?

Ready? I've got your back.
🔥🔥🔥

In fact, it just asked me for your phone number.

You are loved. Even by grapes.

Happy Friday.

It's Earth Day and I would argue we're in acute crisis in a lot of areas. The climate. Racism (especially bonkers since race is a made up thing anyway). Equality. Policing. Conspiracy theorists. Mass shootings. Regular shootings. The list goes on and on.

But based on history (and the sage wisdom of Eckhart Tolle), all this garbage is actually helping to usher in a greater consciousness.

I'm here for that. Bring it. Come on, awareness.

I'm just gonna leave this right here 👆 for anyone that needs it.

Want to finally be happy?

Identify and follow what is right and true FOR YOU...not what society/your culture says is right.

That's it. That's all you've gotta do to achieve real freedom.

It sounds easy but, because we absorb the "rules" of our society and culture our entire lives, we often don't even know how to identify what's right and true for us.

I can help. I'm here if you're ready.

Olive refuses your bu****it, self-sabotaging stories. Won't hear them. Won't have it. No sir. SHE SAID GOOD DAY!

Be like Olive (in this regard and in absolutely no other way whatsoever because she is neurotic af).

Do you worry about what "they" will think? Or what "everybody" else is doing?

Stop it. Do what feels right to YOU. Notice the difference.

**kthejoneses

People hate to hear this, sometimes. They'll blame circumstances, their parents, their partner, their bank account, whatever.

But, as it turns out, that's not what's stopping them. It's the belief that there's a problem outside themselves.

Once you learn how to identify what's true, you'll see this clearly.