Thirsty Turtle Pub
Home of the Best Happy Hour in Columbia! Established in 1996, The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite gathering place! Get out of your Shell and come see us!
The Thirsty Turtle is Columbia's favorite Hometown Pub! Daily Happy Hour, Late Happy Hour and Fantastic Nightly Specials.
06/17/2024
Rack Em Up! Swing By For Free Pool every Monday at The Thirsty Turtle!
06/15/2024
Tea is always a good idea, especially when it’s green! Come on out for discounted Green Tea Shots!💚
06/14/2024
Were Fired Up for Fireball Friday At The Turtle!
06/14/2024
Double the trouble behind the bar tonight! Come on out to test Carter’s pours!🥃
06/10/2024
Make waves at the Thirsty Turtle with Free Pool every Monday!
06/07/2024
Cheers to the Weekend!!! Quench that thirst with us!
06/07/2024
We’re serving up perfect patio weather and even better drinks, day and night!🍺
06/04/2024
Sometimes the week just calls for a martini on Tuesday…we can help with that!
06/03/2024
Who’s got tons of beer options and free pool every Monday? The Thirsty Turtle duh! Swing by and shoot some stick!
05/20/2024
A hot day like today calls for POOL! Swing by for free pool all day!🏊🎱
05/15/2024
Whiskey Wednesday means there’s pour decisions ahead!🥃
05/14/2024
Had a fast day? Come park yourself at Turtle and have a Nütrl!🍒🍓🍍
05/09/2024
Don’t walk, RUM to the Thirsty Turtle and meet our newest bartender!🏃♀️🥂
05/06/2024
The Monday blues don’t exist when you have a Moscow Mule on the patio at the Thirsty Turtle! Stop by to start your week out right!🍋🟩💙🐢
05/03/2024
How many Tequila shots should you have? Well Cinco of course! Cinco De Mayo weekend starts now!
05/01/2024
We might not be near a beach, but you can still catch some Waves at the Thirsty Turtle! Come out to try our NEW Waves Semi-Sweet Cider, it’s local to Columbia!🌸🍻
04/27/2024
Drink a draft and watch the NFL Draft with us!🏈🍺
04/26/2024
It’s Fired Up Friday! We’re serving up deals on Fireball Shots all day long!🔥
04/25/2024
Thirsty Thursday at Columbia’s favorite watering hole!🐢
04/23/2024
It may be raining, but we have Ocean Water in our cup! We’re pouring all day, even if mother nature isn’t😉☔️🍹
04/19/2024
Cheers to Friday! Start the weekend off right with our signature Payday Shot – because you've earned it! 💸🥃
04/17/2024
Every drink tastes better when you’re drinking with a friend! Bring your friends out for a Red Rooster Bomb to support the St. Louis Cardinals!⚾️❤️🐔
04/16/2024
Step into 27 years of tradition with us and discover why we're anything but old fashioned! 🎉🥃
04/12/2024
Why limit HAPPY to an hour? We’re serving specials all day long! See you there!🍹🍊
04/10/2024
Get a taste of summer with Mango Cart! It pairs perfectly with soaking up the sun on our patio🥭🍺
04/04/2024
It’s the home opener! Come out to support the Cardinals with some St. Louis made beer!⚾️
04/02/2024
Let us chase away your rainy day blues with our happy hour specials!🍻☔️
03/29/2024
Dealers choice! Serving up tequila all day…or whatever is calling your name! See you soon! ☀️🥃
03/28/2024
Patio days are in full swing! Let the thirsty thursday fun commence
03/26/2024
Sip and smile at The Thirsty Turtle because every hour is Happy Hour! Join us for great drinks and great times!🍺
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916 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO
65201
Opening Hours
| Monday | 3pm - 12am |
| Tuesday | 3pm - 12am |
| Wednesday | 3pm - 1am |
| Thursday | 3pm - 1am |
| Friday | 3pm - 1am |
| Saturday | 3pm - 1am |
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