Animal Sanctuary

Ever See A Catfish
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Tom: Did you ever see a catfish?

Joe: Sure!

Tom: How did it hold the rod?

A Prickle of Porcupines

What is it called when you have not one, not two, but three or more porcupines? That is called trouble! However, in scientific terms it is called a prickle of porcupines.

Snapple Real Fact #1687: Hippos can't float or swim.

Living Longer and Better

"Manatees--often called sea cows--are an anomaly in the animal kingdom. Neither predator nor prey, these peaceable creatures, which can grow to 13 feet and weigh more than 2000 pounds, are evolutionary devoid of agression. They also fall into a class of "charismatic" wild animals that hold humans in their thrall. Their presence in Florida is a reminder of the good humans can do: People have helped them rebound from under 1000 in the 1960s to more 7,500 six years ago, based on estimates from aerial surveys, by protecting and restoring manatee habitat."

National Geography Janaury 2023 p. 77

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Jokes and Puns Calander

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever."- Carl Sagan

Snapple Real Fact #12: Emus cannot walk backward

Snapple Real Fact #3: Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes

Ants Hate Chalk

Have an ant problem? Get some chalk! Ants will not cross chalk lines. Crossing chalk lines will throw off their sense of smell and they will not be able to pick up scent trails of other ants.

Where Is A Lobster’s Brain?

Where is a lobster’s brain? If your answer is “in the head”, you would be wrong. A lobster’s brain is located in its throat. In case you are wondering what is located in a lobster’s head, that answer would be its kidneys.

That's A Lot of Dead Species

Did you know that 99% of all species that have ever existed are now gone?

Yep, over 99% of these species are now extinct.

Snapple Real Fact #230: Caterpillars have over 2,000 muscles