The Crafty Squire

The time has come, our doors are officially closed as we undergo a well-deserved facelift 🥂

But don’t worry - this isn’t goodbye. While we can’t spill all the beans just yet, rest assured, we’ll be back and better than ever in no time. Think of it as a short break before our grand comeback!

Stay tuned for some major news.

Don't miss our final trivia on Monday before we close! Grab your mates because we're also serving up $8 selected pints until sold out 🍻

There's live music from 5pm and trivia from 7pm, see you there!

Gather the crew and drop by for our final week. See you tonight!

PSA: Happy Hour is on between 4pm and 6pm 😉

The only thing more attractive than this burger is it's price tag 😋

Stop by and take advantage of our lunch break special for just $22

It's the final countdown! Come on in and enjoy a perfectly poured pint 🍻

Shake off winter and spring into before our facelift!

It's not too late to make Father's Day plans. Join us this Sunday for live music and delicious tasting paddles for Dad!

Book now.

After nearly a decade of serving Melbourne's CBD, it’s time for us to hit pause and refresh. Starting September 10, we’ll be temporarily closing our doors to give the facelift it deserves.

But don't worry, exciting things are on the way! While we’re keeping the surprises under wraps for now, we promise what’s coming will be worth the wait 🍻

P.S. Our taps are still flowing until then! So come in, grab a pint, and celebrate the end of this era!

Stay tuned for more updates ✨

Is it normal to crave a parma from every night?
..asking for a friend.

After nearly a decade of serving Melbourne's CBD, it’s time for us to hit pause and refresh. Starting September 9, we’ll be temporarily closing our doors to give the facelift it deserves.

But don't worry, exciting things are on the way! While we’re keeping the surprises under wraps for now, we promise what’s coming will be worth the wait 🍻

P.S. Our taps are still flowing until then! So come in, grab a pint, and celebrate the end of this era!

Stay tuned for more updates ✨

Hot chippies at the pub are always a must 🍟😉

Think you've got what it takes to win? Test your skills at 's Funky Bunch Trivia!

Kicks off from 7pm every Monday.

End the work week the best way we know how. Grab a $12 pint, $10 house wine, $10 house spirit or $16 spritz from 4-6pm!

See you soon!

Skip lunch at your desk and head on over to for a $22 pub classic! Every Monday through Thursday from 12-3pm.

Cue the heart eyes 😍🍺

TGIS (Thank God It's Saturday)! Let's get the weekend started with our tasty roast pork roll.

If drinking beer was an Olympic sport, we'd be going for gold! Catch all the Olympics action live from Paris at .

Grab a drink and take a seat, we've got live music every Thursday, Friday & Saturday night!

Is there anything better than a full glass of beer? 🍺

Fingers crossed your eyes aren't bigger than your stomach. Trust us, you'll want to finish all of this delicious food 😋

Secure your spot for the last State of Origin game! The action kicks off live and loud tomorrow 🏉👏

Bring your very own funky bunch of mates along to Funky Bunch Trivia! Every Monday night at 7pm 🙌🧠

Let's make today a little bit happier 🥂 Join us for Happy Hour drinks from 4-6pm every weekday.

Grab a drink and catch all the Copa America & Euros excitement ⚽ We're screening the semi-finals and finals live and loud.

Working in the city? Join us on your lunch break for $22 pub classics! 🍔

Available from 12-3pm Monday to Thursday.