The Thornwood

You better believe we’re all in on this.

COMING SOON. Hector Cheeseman’s Toastie & Agave Social Club. Fridays and Saturday nights. 9-12. Toastie and margarita menu. Pan bread, fine tequila, the best agave, it’s gonna be a hit. We all get a wee bit peckish around 10pm, will you go for cheese & pickle with a Tommy’s Marg or maybe you’re more of a cheese, jalapeño, hot sauce and spicy marg kind of cat. Launching September.

With the return of the hyped up money league, it’s time to beware the EPL fanboy uniform. We don’t have Sky. We don’t have the other one. We do have the best margaritas in the city (happy to have that put to the test btw) and we’ve got an unrivalled view of a roundabout.

Number 724. Always love a wee mosaic hingy at the door of an establishment. Which is why we have one.

Enjoy your weekend. And remember. Refugees are welcome here.

Did someone say “Is the Thornwood Macaroni cheese going to be available soon on Uber Eats?”
It’ll nearly be time when you don’t even need to look at us to rub cheese on your faces.

Pasta master class this lunchtime with the chef legend of An absolutely top tutor and a really good vibe at tug class. Keep your eyes peeled for the next one

The first rule of Lobster Club….Anyway, we’ll be bringing an imitation of this to the Riviera. Scampi Club. Breaded fried bite size pieces, your own table and a nice white wine. Watch this space.

If you remember two things this week, firstly book a table for the Wednesday quiz with .raskin and secondly, if the shops have mannequins with flexible fingers do this.

Insta out of office is on. Time for a summer recharge. Can’t promise that messages will be answered or even looked at, but 0141 334 5059 will look after your needs. Cheers to all. Also, won’t be wearing socks for 2 weeks. Continental sock rules apply.

Euro final. The pub will be strictly neutral tonight, claro? In all seriousness it’s been a great tourney. May your team win.

Tonight. Van Basten v Waddle. England v The Netherlands 8pm.

Golazzo

Tonight at 8pm. Let’s see what things look like at 10pm. No quiz tonight, back next week.

Ahead of the Euros, we’ve 6 German beer crates needing shot of. They’ll be empty, make great planters, so I’ve been told, also good for schlepping carry outs around and about. If you want one, or two, or six, go in, say “the man from the autobahn he sent me, I’m grey squirrel.” And then they are yours.

https://scottishbarandpubawards.com/awards/dog-friendly-pub-of-the-year/ Oi oi get voting in dog friendly pub of the year. We may not win but we might at least get a night on the town as a finalist.

Jamaican Champagne. Available in the honesty fridge. A euro 24 can if ever there was one.

The humble bar stool. But when it’s the cool folk from who deliver them to you it’s special. 4 new yet old stools. For your bums. And remember if you’re up that top west end, is where you should go.

New wine alert. Sumo Cat. Riesling. Germany. 10.5%. This’ll be on the list in the next week or so. Have I tried it you say? Well, no, but frankly there’s a picture of a cat on a scooter dressed as a sumo so, it’ll sell.

This is in the stories. .raskin the quiz host cutting about bin sheds with a gorgeous bouquet from the legends at Win the bouquet, socks from and other trinkets from 7.30pm

Tonight’s quiz ahead of the Euros. Good friend of the bar is putting up a pair of each socks as giveaways in tonight’s quiz. .raskin the host will come up with a suitably silly way to win I’m sure. Winners will get the socks posted to them.

The German beer glassware prayers were answered. have only gone and sorted us for the summer, or until the light fingered division tax them!! Our summer honesty fridge line up looks like Arbor Gluten Free and Schneider Weisse Tap 7. People say the photography is s**t, and it is. It’s the entertainment business. Not the photo business.

If anyone knows Donald Chapman let them know we have his wallet/card holder. It’s been found on the riviera. Ask at bar. Cheers

A reminder to get your tables booked for the Euros. Tables filing up fast especially for the opener. This bottle of fine liquid available. Germany v Scotland

Happy birthday Marc!!

(It’s Sarah here, just sneaking back on the insta to let everyone know it’s your birthday!!! 🤪)

I’m sure a lot of our followers will remember your throne of Augustiner crates from lockdown. It was a crazy time but you kept us all smiling 😁

Hope you’ve had the best day!! 🥰🥳🎂

Wow. New stuff has arrived. Snacks beers mulk. Be here for the absolute time of your life. Who doesn’t dream of an afternoon staring at a roundabout, drinking sour beer, Argentina’s finest lager, alcoholic milk and smashing chocolate biscuits into your face. Dreams. 50p a biscuit.

Bank holiday staff, 6 year old on the floor. Rocking the condiments section. He now knows a busy Monday service.

By 4pm* the riviera will be swimming in T. We’ve had it on all weekend and let’s just say it’s gonna fly. Full install happening just now so from this evening it’s a fixture. Lager.

Summer is coming. Riviera De Thornwood is the place to be on lighter nights. All our outside seating is first come first served. No bookings. Vibes.