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Guinness World Records confirms Hilda Baci as the new record holder for Longest Cooking Marathon(individual)

Congratulations Hilda

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Imagine Peter Obi as the president of Nigeria and you tell him that a snake swallowed 36 million naira 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boko Haram can release its captives from Nigerian maximum security prison but Nigeria cannot release its citizens held hostage in the bush off Kaduna-Abuja rail line.

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Man sets estranged wife ablaze, the woman then grab him while burning, both died in the process...

It's enough that you were hurt. Going low doesn't make you any better.

"No man can stop one’s destiny, they can try, but your light will always shine brighter. "

Okay, so Chacha Eke is announcing her separation with her husband for the second time in 2 years abi?...

Me: Normally, Nigerian film no dey finish for part 1, part 2 must dey. Then sequel go follow up.

Networking can get you into places a degree can’t. Keep grinding 💯

Jos people, see opportunity.

However hot the sun, it will never dry the sea. Hard times don’t last forever 🚶🏻‍♂️

A neighbor of mine once gave my mom spoilt eba and Okro soup to eat.

This was when we had nothing and were both struggling.

My mom had gone to her to ask if she had anything to eat.

The woman told my mom that all she had was eba and soup. She asked if my mom wanted it.

"But you go fit chop my food?"

My mom assured her she can. Of cause, she wasn't expecting spoilt food.

When she brought the eba to the house in a plate and opened it, my dad felt like throwing up.

He was very upset.

"How can she do this to us?" He fumed angrily.

"Is it because we are poor? Or is it because we don't have anything to eat?" How can she be so cruel to give us food that she cannot eat?"

My mom tried to calm him down and asked him not to shout so she doesn't hear.

Still angry, he stood up and carried his shoe along.

It was his only church shoe. That day he sold it to a shoemaker at our junction for peanuts.

He brought the money and handed it to my mom.

Cook us something better to eat. Do not beg people anymore.

If we don't have, it is better we starve than to beg and be mocked at." He cautioned.

That evening while she cooked, my mom asked him to bring down the soup, while she ran to buy us candles.

Just as she left, a knock sounded on my door.

My dad opened it and discovered it was our neighbor.

The same woman that had brought us the spoilt soup.

She carried a pot in her hands and asked my dad if she could warm her soup with our charcoal.

My dad agreed.

While she was warming her soup, we kept perceiving this strange smell from her pot.

And so when she had come to carry her soup, my dad said to her.

"This soup still good?"

The woman chuckled.

"E good. Na the last one be this. I give your wife small this afternoon, and na this one I wan chop."

"But the soup don spoil na."

She looked at the pot.

"Food the only spoil when you get option. For me wey no get option, e still good. And I go chop am like that."

My mom who was already back and inside started weeping as she overheard the woman.

That evening my dad collected the pot from the woman and invited her into our house to eat with us. She was very happy.

Before she left, he told my mom to share our pot of soup in two. We gave her half of the soup, while we kept half.

Some of us take the good deeds of others for wickedness.

We complain because what they gave to us was not what we expected them to give.

But have we stopped to ask if what they gave us was their last?

We should look deeper, and be appreciative instead of complaining.

IVM Keke

For The Records.

What Innoson Vehicles produced were just a few samples for test marketing, this is to enable the end-users to give us feedback on some innovations added to it.

We're now collecting this useful feedbacks and the next set of first batches of the final products will come out between August/September.

In essence, the factory does not have units to sell to the market now and the cost is not N300,000 (300k).

Buyers Beware. Don't fall to scammers.

Cornel Osigwe
Head Corporate Communications
IVM Innoson Group.

A man attempting to recreate the iconic Titanic movie flying pose with his girlfriend has drowned after the pair plunged into the sea.

The couple had gone to the edge of a pier to recreate the iconic "King of the World" pose struck by Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic.

Unfortunately, Furkan Ciftci and girlfriend Mine Dinar, both aged 23, toppled over into the sea while trying to perfect the iconic pose after drinking alcohol on a fishing trip.

Ciftci drowned while Mine Dinar survived.

Rohr: FIFA orders NFF to pay outstanding salaries over ‘breach of contract’

Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) would cough at least a princely sum of $1,045,000 USD (about N 433,873,550.00) to German coach Gernot Rohr following his unceremonious dismissal last December on the eve of the 2022 Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) held in Cameroon.

Our correspondent gathered last night from a close confidant of the sacked Super Eagles coach that the world’s soccer ruling body, FIFA, had already ruled on the case with claims that the NFF had no ‘justifiable reason’ to have terminated the contract of the former Bayern Munich defender.