Jokes

Question: How do you talk to a giant?

Answer: Use big words.

Question: What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?

Answer: Hiss-tory

Question: Why did the banana visit the doctor?

Answer : She wasn’t peeling well!

Question: What was a more useful invention than the first telephone?

Answer: The second telephone.

QUESTION: How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Answer : A buck an ear.

Question: What did the bathtub say to the toilet?

Answer: “You look flushed!”

Question: Who eats snails?

Answer: People who don’t like fast food!

Question: What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: A glass of water.

Question: What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Answer: Hailing taxis.

Question: What’s the difference between a car and a fish?

Answer: You can tune a car but you can’t tuna fish.

Question: Why won’t peanut butter tell you a secret?

Answer: He’s afraid you’ll spread it!

Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?

Answer: A towel.

Question: What did the Baby Corn say to the Mama Corn?

Answer: “Where is Pop Corn?”

Question: What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?

Answer: Roll them right back.

Question: How do bees brush their hair?

Answer: With honeycombs!

Question: Why don’t you ever see giraffes in middle school?

Answer: Because they’re all in high school.

Question: Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Answer: Because their parents were in a jam.

Question: What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?

Answer: Time to duck

Question: What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?

Answer: You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.

Question: Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?

Answer: To see Pluto!

Question: What kind of music do planets dance to?

Answer: Nep-tunes!

Question: What kinds of books do planets usually like to read?

Answer: Comet books

Question: What did the tree wear to his friend's pool party?

Answer: Swimming trunks

Question: How do trees surf on the internet?

Answer: They log in!

Question: What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
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Answer: You guys have no life."

Question: What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play?

Answer: Twister