96 Tears

TOMORROW! GARGOYLE & OBSERVATION ROOM rip it up in THE CABIN Down Below 96 TEARS! 8PM DOORS / 9PM SHOW!

TONIGHT! Thee CABIN Down Below 96 TEARS! .band and more! FREE!

TOMORROW! 9PM ‘til late! It’s that time of the month again! Dynamic DJ duo MARS & KIM are back on the decks with their smokin’ hot wax!

TOMORROW! Massive cultural force, musician, writer, producer, style icon, and Grammy winner NICK WATERHOUSE takes over our turntables with special guests from 9PM ‘til late! Nick has brought a majestic box of original 45rpm gems from the west coast just for the night! Don’t miss this last-minute surprise!

📸 BEN HEATH

THU, AUG 15! 9PM ‘til late! Iconic Canadian rock’n’roll wildman BLOODSHOT BILL dusts off his records and hitchhikes down to NYC to lay it down at 96 TEARS all night long with special guest NY Night Train conductor and soul proprietor JONATHAN TOUBIN! And expect some surprises… It’s gotta be action packed!!!

TOMORROW! WED 8/14! 7PM ‘til late! NYC legend SINDI HALF RATS of THE LUNACHICKS spins in celebration of her latest trip around the sun! Raise a glass, wish her a happy birthday, and shake to the killer vinyl!

TOMORROW! 9PM ‘til late!

TUESDAY! 9PM ‘til late!

TOMORROW! Dancing in the CABIN DOWN BELOW 96 TEARS with fabulous Aussie Deejays PROMISELAND and LORD FASCINATOR! Get down in the basement ‘til late!

TOMORROW! TUE, 7/23! Rock’n’roll siblings FELIX & SLOANE of Austin’s fabulous LORD FRIDAY THE 13TH take over the dj booth at 96 TEARS from 9PM ‘til late!

MONDAY! 9PM ‘til late! Get down to the sounds of dynamic duo SARAH SAVANNAH of Seattle’s BOOTS party and MATT CLARKE of WFMU and THE ELEVATOR OPERATORS!

TUESDAY! 9PM ‘til late! Vinyl madness with SICK NICK & FRANCESCA DARLING!

FRIDAY! 6PM ‘til ?! Celebrate HOWIE PYRO’s birthday with & djs , , and more!

Tomorrow! 9PM ‘til late!

KIM & MARS have moved their vinyl shindig to TUESDAYS! 9PM ‘til late! Cmon down!

THURSDAY! 9PM ‘til late! VANESSA BURGUNDY (pictured) jets all the way from LA for her annual PYRO PARTY! She, ESME, and more will be doing their fantastic CRAMPS BURLESQUE all night in the CABIN DOWN BELOW while JONATHAN TOUBIN and MIKE DECAY will be spinning INTOXICA-ting 45s accompanied by the go go/hula hoop artistry of SZANDORA LAVEY! All night drinking, dancing, and general goo goo muck-ery upstairs and down to honor our hero, god, and inspiration HOWIE PYRO!

CINCO DE MAYO! 9PM ‘til late! Our SUNDAY vinyl series continues with STONED AGE MAN and T FUNK spinning the platters that matter all night long!

Next THURSDAY! MAY 9! 9PM ‘til late! LA burlesque legend VANESSA BURGUNDY has organized our 2nd annual PYRO PARTY! In the CABIN DOWN BELOW, she, ESME, and more will perform their fantastic CRAMPS burlesque and upstairs at 96 TEARS, deejays JONATHAN TOUBIN and MIKE DECAY spin INTOXICA/GREEN DOOR 45rpm vinyl favorites accompanied by the exquisite go go and hula artistry of SZANDORA LAVEY! Celebrate HOWIE PYRO with all night upstairs and downstairs drinking, dancing, and general goo goo muck-ery! Did we mention it’s FREE?

SUNDAY! 9pm til late! Rocknroll all night either the fine vinyl of dee jays KENNY MATTUCCI and MAURICE!

TOMORROW! We’re thrilled to welcome dj duo GUY KELTNER of Seattle’s ACID TONGUE/FREAKOUT FESTIVAL and MATT GIBBS of EVOLFO!

TOMORROW! 9PM ‘til late! More SUNDAY shenanigans as deejays KIM THE BEAT and MARS play their fine vinyl for you! This month’s wingding celebrates ‘s birthday!

TOMORROW! 9PM ‘til late! get your SUNDAY rock’n’soul fix as NYC DJ institution ANDY MALTZ, of THE PIGGIES, LITTLE KILLERS, and other excellent musical aggregations, lays his killer 45s on ya all night long!

Do the funky chicken, funky penguin, and funky robot! Rufus Thomas, “the world’s oldest teenager,” pioneer of a number of musical revolutions from rocknroll to funk, groundbreaking DJ, cult of personality, singular entertainer, and the creator of dozens of killer tracks you enjoy every night at 96 Tears, exploded upon this planet 107 years ago today!

TOMORROW! SUN, MAR 24! 9PM ‘til late! SF legends DJ PRIMO (Oldies Night, Slow Jams Night, Club Lonely, etc) and OMAR HERNANDEZ (Apache, etc) take over the turntables for your dancing and listening pleasure all night long!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We’re open 5pm ‘til late! May luck be your friend in whatever you do, and may trouble be always a stranger to you! And pop in later for a few!

Tonight! Upstairs and down! 8pm show! The debut of BOMBA BOX with LUMBEROB in THE CABIN down below! And all night dancing with dee jays JUUULRY and MAISAISAIPAI at the front bar!

SUNDAY! 9PM ‘til late! Get down to the fine vinyl of dee jays HARDLY QUINN and ZOMBIERELLA of MESSER CHUPS all night long!

SUNDAY! 9PM ‘til late! DJs MARS & KIM, aka double trouble, playing HUBBLE BUBBLE, ordering a double, and forever blowing bubbles… all night long! Be there!

TOMORROW! 9PM ‘til late! Don’t miss a very special vinyl SUNDAY edition! MIKE DECAY spins wild rocknroll and SZANDORA LAVEY gogos and hula hoops all night long! Come drink and dance!