Villageboy ke

HIVI NYINYI MNATOANGA WAPI WAMAMA🤔🤔NIMEJARIBU KUITA MAMA MBOGA AKANIPOINT NA KISU ☺️☺️

A wife suspected her husband of having s.ex with the helper, then she set a trap for the husband by sending the auntie to the village for weekend without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "Darling i want to go and watch soccer in the sitting room" and he left.

The wife silently went to the house maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, and the door was open and someone join her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had se.x with her.

After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught you, so this is how you use to have s.ex with her, and you will do two round with me and tell me you are tired; fifth round now you are still demanding for more hubby?

The security shouted and replied "AM SORRY MADAM I DON'T KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE!

Madam shouted "OH MY GOD!", then the husband rushed in and caught them.

Moral Lesson: Trust is one of the keys to a happy home. Suspicion could bring disaster in marriage in every ramifications.

Leteni kazi sasa 💪

Ushai notice shimo kwa barabara huanza ikiwa ndogo bt magari mingi zikiendelea kupita inakuwa kubwa,, alafu aftr sometimes hizo magari zinaamua kuhepa hio shimo 🙈 na kupita kando kando na aftr sometimes pia wanaacha kupitia hio barabara na kuanza kupitia route ingine 😹😹🤔,,,,,
Akili ni yako tumia vle unataka 😊😊😊

I have cows for hire during Dowry payment ceremonies. 🙈🙈 How they disappear from your in-laws is none of your business..🤪🤪🤪

My neighbour once asked me for Wi-fi password and I gave it to him, because it cost me nothing, yesterday, i was entering the house and he called me and said he now has a Netflix, I smiled and told him "I work hard and i barely have time to watch TV, but it's great if you could lend me the password to watch some shows, I'd appreciate". A voice was heard in distance, it was his wife sittin' in the car saying; "We can't give it to him because I'm the one who pays", the man apologies and i told him no problem. We continue talking about other things. Shortly after, his wife came out to tell him the Wi-fi wasn't working anymore, i made it known to them that i changed the my password because it's me that's paying, before the wife could utter another word, i cleared her saying "ma'am, i have my network, you have your Netflix, everything is fine, everyone is happy. They left and we never spoke again.

The story isn't mine but here's what i learnt from it; Friendship must be mutual, Affections must be mutual, Sharing must be mutual.

MIMBA YA WIKI MOJA TU USHAANZA MARINGO ETI TV INANUKA SI UACHE UMBWAKIN

Unakumbuka ukilisha grasshopper nyasi After kuitoa miguu?Apo ndo ulianzia uchawi!!😂😂😂😂

Hao madem huiba maboyfriend kwani muliskia mi niko na bodyguard 💔😎😂😂😂😂🖖
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Naomi uliona unipee namba ya chief akii😭😭😭😂 imebidii nimwambie napenda kazi yake🏃🏃

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*​I felt like crying😭😭😭
*​Especially that part where he said 👉👉汦睯攺潢👈👈aki hii imeniguza kapsaa😭😭😭😭

MSANII AMA BAND YA KWENU..
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Band
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I have finally decided to marry.
Applicants with the following requirements
should apply;

1. Should have natural hair
2. No make-ups.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a
bank or MPESA statement.
4. A great cook, with an experience of at
least 8-10 years (Ajab is the ultimate test)
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should be light (without any Trace of
bleaching) or chocolate in complexion.
7. Able to sustain an intellectual
conversation as well as a awesome sense of
humour.
8. Attach written recommendations from at
least 2 former boyfriends.
9. Extensive knowledge in Public relations.
10. Fluent in any Kenyan language and at
least 2 international languages. Preferably
English.
11. Well-trained in home management and
hospitality.
12. Must have a great character of a wife
material (according to Kenyan culture.)
13. No previous record of relationships
cheating.
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man
successful.
15. Must not practice Slay queenism.
16. Must be ,short or tall (not medium), bootilicious and medium size.
17. Must be a carrier of God's presence.
18. Must possess angelic voice (Alto is an added advantage.)
19. Must be a music fan and love singing.
20. Must not be possessed with ZeeWorld,
Telemundo or African Magic programs.

All applicants are advised to send their
applications before the end of this year.
Attach the following copies
1. National ID
2. Health certificates
3. Passport Photos with white background (no filters)
4. Baptismal certificate
5. Educational certificates

Only selected candidates will be contacted...
NB: This is an equal marriage opportunity,
no corruption, any faking can lead to
disqualification.
Good luck.., for more information inbox Villageboy Ke Manmakmasai Manmakmasai Gusii Nation Hon. Millicent Omanga -CAS Mc Kuntu 😂🤣

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ABASANI,ABAGOSORI BEBIBINDI NA ABASEKI BAGUSII TIGA TWANCHANE K**A UNAJUA MMOJA MWENYE HANA MADHARAU KWA WENGINE MTAG HAPA

MAMBO NI MATATU ✌️
1.🏇
2.🧑‍⚖️
3......

TUMIA OBONGO...
OMWABO TUMIA OBONGO...
ENSEYE MANYA NG'A NEYABANDE
TOSANERA AYE MOKABANDE
EBINTO MBIRO BIRE PHYSICALLY
OBWENERETE OTINK CRITICALLY.

NYASAE AKAGOSESENIA,
OKABWATA OKANYORA ABANA IKOMI IGWAA.
TOMANYETI EKI BAKORIA
EBINTO BIABANDE BAGOSARI...

ABANA BABANDE OKORAGERIA,
KWEBIRE AYE BABO NYAKERI,
ABAO EBAGOITEKA AMAMIRI,
TIBABWATI NONYE EKI BAKORIA.

GENDA OMWABO OERENGERERIE,
TIGANGO GOTUMEKA AYE OBORIRI,
OMOSACHA GOIKA AITEKE EBIGERI,
NARI EBIANSU AYE ORAIGERERI. Find the song on YouTube Villageboy Ke https://youtu.be/5AOKJQ9F-g4?si=I4IKdZlZgJ6nBJqG

Nimejiita Beb alafu nikajiuliza umekula lunch🤣 nimecheka karibu nianguke qwa mto😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣mambo mengine bwana😀 angalia hii👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

TUMIA OBONGO _VILLAGEBOY (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) obongo OBONGO is a kisii name means use brain.This is a true story where a man leaves her wife and children hungry and feed...

One day, a man decided to travel by ship with his friends. While in the middle of their journey, the boat began to sink. Everyone tried to escape by swimming but it was all in vain. All drowned except this man who succeeded in clinging to a floating object. With the effect of strong winds, the object took him very far, to a small island where there were no men or animals, just a few insects. With the sweat of his brow, he managed to build a small box entirely made of straw. He stayed there for several days eating fruits and began to get used to his new life of suffering (even if he did not get used to it). He eventually began to lose all hope of seeing his family again any day.
Every night he lit a fire in front of his house to warm himself. One evening, as usual, he lit the fire. He stayed there for a long time until he dozed off. Late in the night, he was awakened by an overwhelming heat: It was his straw hut that caught fire. He cried, accusing and blaming God, shouting, "Oh God, what have I done to you to hurt me so? You separated me from my family to bring me to this deserted island, then you killed all my friends and now you let my hut burn. Why are you so hard on me? It is better to die because I am tired of living in this suffering!"
But at dawn, he saw a small boat coming towards him. When the boat landed, he ran straight for the captain and said to him in astonishment, "Captain, how did you get here?" No boat can get there unless he gets lost. " The captain replied, "In the night we saw a fire and we thought it was a burning boat, and we did not arrive immediately because the journey was long. We thought that you used the fire in order for us to find you. "The man cried, fell on his knees and asked God for forgiveness, and he got into the boat and went home and reunited with his family.

LESSON: God has many ways of solving our problems. You can lose a job and think that God has left you when He wants to give you a better job. Your friends can leave yo

BE WARNED OF BODA BODA RIDERS

"Yesterday i went home very late from an official function and because there was no other means of transport, i decided to use a bodaboda, on arriving home, I alighted, paid the guy and left. As i approached our gate, i saw the boda guy following me, i quickly changed direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me, i moved faster, the guy increased his speed, nikajua hii ni shida nikaanza kukimbia design ya Bolt, wacha nkimbie, wacha anifuate, nikaingia kichakani and the guy followed me, wacha tukimbizane tukapelekana kwa muda but after kuhema sana, nikajikakamua kimwanaume, nikasimama and i faced the man nikamuuliza, mbona unanikimbiza?? the guy replied, softly, "nipatie helmet yangu ...😌😌😌BE WARNED OF BODA BODA RIDERS

"Yesterday i went home very late from an official function and because there was no other means of transport, i decided to use a bodaboda, on arriving home, I alighted, paid the guy and left. As i approached our gate, i saw the boda guy following me, i quickly changed direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me, i moved faster, the guy increased his speed, nikajua hii ni shida nikaanza kukimbia design ya Bolt, wacha nkimbie, wacha anifuate, nikaingia kichakani and the guy followed me, wacha tukimbizane tukapelekana kwa muda but after kuhema sana, nikajikakamua kimwanaume, nikasimama and i faced the man nikamuuliza, mbona unanikimbiza?? the guy replied, softly, "nipatie helmet yangu ...😌😌😌

1. January - Monugumo o'Barema.
2. February - Egetamo (Nyamorero mobariri)
3. March - Rigwata ( rigwata amaemba)
4. April. Amaumuntia
5. May-Ebwagi
6. June- Enkoromoni
7. July-Riete
8.
August-Tureti
9. - Eng'atiato
10. October- Esagati y'Amaagonga
11. Nov-Egesunte gia chache
12. Egesunte Kia masaba

Amepata bra qwa keja yangu,sai nangoja amalize kulia nimwambie ni yangu nilipewa na mganga nivae nikibet🤗🤗🤗type after comment 🤣

Majina za madem na Dowry inayofaa
kulipwa kwa wazazi wao 👇

1. Sharon - ksh 530/=
2. Mary - ksh 350/=
3. Miriam - ksh 2,500/=
4. Shirlyne - 3 cows.
5. Martha - ksh 1,200/=
6. Ann - 2 bars of soap.
7. Irine - ksh 15,000/=
8. Joy - ksh 100,000/=
9. Grace - Ksh 9,500/=
10. Michelle - ksh 1,100/=
11. Marion - 1 hen.
12. Christine - ksh 40/=
13. Jacky - Jogoo mmoja.
14. Susan - 2 sheeps.
15. Esther - mkate moja ya united.
16. Eunice - ksh 400/=
17. Lydia - ksh 80/=
18. Immaculate - ksh98,500/=
19. Precious - ksh 4,500/=
20. Millicent - free.
21. Oprah - ksh 500/=
22. Lucy - 2 cows/=
23. Vivian - credit ya 50/=
24. Ziporah - Ksh 300/=
25. Victoria - 2 Giraffes.
26. Natalia- 3 Goats.
27. Faith - Cooking fat ya chipsy 1kg.
28. Elizabeth - ksh 150/=
29. Sheila - credit ya 10/=
30. Stella - Soda fanta 300ml.
31. Florence - Ksh 15,000/=
32. Charity - 2kg maize flour.
33. Carol - Thanks is enough.
34. Brenda - Chrome 750ml.
35. Rose - a bar of soap.
36. Aby - ksh 200/=
37. Mercy - Kasuku 2 Mahindi.
38. Nancy - Mayai tano.
39. Priscilla - Ksh. 500/=
40. Dorcas - 15 Dogs.
41. Betty - rice 1kg.
42. Cate - 50×100 (Plot).
43. Beth - A Thermos (5 Cups).
44. Purity - 2 Pair of shoes.
45. Eve - Sindano na U*i.
46. Edith - 1,300/=
47. Monicah - 7 Pigs.
48. Emily - A Bucket of Potatoes.
49. Maggie - 2 Kg cooking Salt.
50. Winnie - 750/=
51. Gladys - 18/=
52. Karen - 25,000/=
53. Peris - 1,678/=
54. Janet - Ballpen (dozen).
55. Tabby - Spray.
56. Nimmoh - 5 Thongs.
57. Moureen - 3 G String.
58. Shantel - Plastic Bottle.
59. Hellen - Free Bonus.
60. Shiku - Thank'y.
61. Pauline - 1 cup of Milk.
62. Joan - A Helicopter.
63. Ruth - Mazda Demio.
64. Agnes - 10 Packets of Yogurt.
65. Naomy - 7 Hens.
66. Monyangi - 3 ovacados
VILLAGEBOY KE ON YOUTUBE

When a good man comes into your
life, your hips and b***s will start
growing. 😏😒

K**A PUNDE SI PUNDE BASI PUNDE NI NINI???? KISWAHILI NI WEWE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Welcome to kisii where you find sweet names like,,,
1::Choni, {John}
2::Torika,{Doricah}
3::Churiasi,{Julius}
4::Etina,{Edinah}
5::Ebanisi,{Evans}
6::Rebisi,{Levis}
7::Chosebu {Joseph}
8::Pinisenti{Vincent}
9::Palari{Valarie}
10::Tiuki{Duke}...
😅😅😅Only in gusii land.

Dem amekam Kwa hao nikambuyia Fanta na mi nikaweka maji Kwa chupa ya sprite ,sasa si anadai hapendi Fanta anataka Sprite 🤣🤣🤣🤣waaah

I HATE BLACK MEN,I'M A BROWN SKIN WE CAN'T MATCH!!🤗🤗 SAID A YOUNG LADY WHO HER FACE DOESN'T MATCH WITH HER NECK🤣🤣🤣🤣