Roseanne TV 2021

"You probably think you're better than me cause you're married."

LIKE if you agree.

COMMENT if you know who Roseanne's talking about.

And Dan says, "Worked for us"

One of my favorite episodes!

Is it finally sweater weather where you are? DJ is sportin' a fine one here...

CLASSIC ROSEANNE!!

Roseanne: They're higher now Dan!

ROSEANNE: Oh, I'm beautiful. I no longer have to think!
BECKY: You look great, Mom.
DARLENE: Yeah, like our big sister just got back from college

CLASSIC ROSEANNE AND DAN!!!

DAN: Is there coffee?
ROSEANNE: Dan.
DAN: Yeah?
ROSEANNE: Is there coffee every morning?
DAN: Yes.
ROSEANNE: In the fifteen years we've been married has there ever been one morning when there wasn't any coffee?
DAN: No
ROSEANNE: Then why do you have to ask me every morning if there's coffee:
DAN: Is there toast?

How long have we been off the air? Feels like we never left.

Now that's how you do a birthday.

Snuggle up this weekend and binge season 10 of Roseanne! You know you weren't going to be productive, anyway.

"Oh face it Dan, the best odds in our favor in Las Vegas are at the buffet table."

Jackie: I despise wearing make up but because of you I've been wearing it for nine weeks!

Gary: Why? Because I came over here with a shotgun and some blush?

Roseanne: "Well, at least my son remembered." *reading from the card* "Happy Valentine's Day from your son. Love... Warren."

"If I ever do become a member of this family, I can tell you one thing right now...the next time you break your pelvis having s*x you're not going to stay at our house!" - Fred

Roseanne

Darlene: "You told my boyfriend you're a gay guy named Craig?"
David: "No, I didn't tell him I was gay, he could just tell!"

Remember this moment after Jackie won her Emmy? This episode airs tonight!

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Me too Jackie...